| Number of zeros | U.S. & scientific community | Other countries |
| 3 | thousand | thousand |
| 6 | million | million |
| 9 | billion | 1000 million (1 milliard) |
| 12 | trillion | billion |
| 15 | quadrillion | 1000 billion |
| 18 | quintillion | trillion |
| 21 | sextillion | 1000 trillion |
| 24 | septillion | quadrillion |
| 27 | octillion | 1000 quadrillion |
| 30 | nonillion | quintillion |
| 33 | decillion | 1000 quintillion |
| 36 | undecillion | sextillion |
| 39 | duodecillion | 1000 sextillion |
| 42 | tredecillion | septillion |
| 45 | quattuordecillion | 1000 septillion |
| 48 | quindecillion | octillion |
| 51 | sexdecillion | 1000 octillion |
| 54 | septendecillion | nonillion |
| 57 | octodecillion | 1000 nonillion |
| 60 | novemdecillion | decillion |
| 63 | vigintillion | 1000 decillion |
| 66 - 120 | undecillion - vigintillion | |
| 303 | centillion | |
| 600 | centillion |
thousand > million > billion > trillion >?
Here is a table. The system used in the U.S. is not as logical as that used in other countries (like Great Britain, France, and Germany). In these other countries, a billion (bi meaning two) has twice as many zeros as a million, and a trillion (tri meaning three) has three times as many zeros as a million, etc. But the scientific community seems to use the American system.
No more fur
Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.org.
With a hidden camera, animals were filmed being SKINNED ALIVE!!! They say it's done to get a more perfect ''cut''.afterwards the carcasses are tossed into a pile, still alive, and for up to 10 minutes you can see their hearts still beating, in agony, their eyes still blinking, and the puppies little paws still shaking.There was one pup, that still lifted his head and gazed at the camera with bloodied eyes .
http://www.peta.org/feat/ChineseFurFarms/index.asp
她的腎臟被偷了！
給你關心的朋友
四川有1個大學女生去參加星期六晚上的慶祝。
她覺得很快樂，喝了很多酒，這時有個年輕帥哥坐在她的前面。
在男孩的百般調情挑逗下，該女生終於答應與這個帥哥去了一家附近酒店，
並開了個豪華包間。房間裏，該女生喝了些酒，她開始覺得不清醒，然後就睡著了。
當該女生再醒來時，發現自己全身赤裸地在浴缸中，而且浴缸裏滿滿的都是冰。
浴池旁邊有張紙條，上面赫然用紅字寫著“打120，否則你會死！”
她自己的手機也在紙條旁邊。她撥打了。並說明自己目前的情況。
醫生建議她檢查自己的背部，結果她發現有兩條九寸長的割傷口在背部下方！！！
醫生要她馬上躺回滿是冰的浴缸，告訴她不要動，馬上會有急救隊來找她。
原來，她的腎臟被偷了！那兩條口，就是取出她的腎臟時留下的！
在黑市裏，1腎臟值300000元!
法醫判斷，被害所喝的酒中，可能不只是單純的迷幻藥，還有強力的麻醉劑，
而冰也起到了鎮痛效果，所以被害暫時不會感覺到疼痛。
該女生在醫院裏等待腎臟捐贈無果後死亡。
警忠告大家：
這是1種新的犯罪正在發生，並且以年輕女性和男生，旅遊者，學生為目標。
犯罪組織很有規模，並且訓練有術的。
這種犯罪行為正發生在很多主要城市，
最近尤其是在山東、廣州、深圳、佛山、東莞、廈門、泉州、北京、上海、
四川、重慶、全國各地酒吧！！
發給你關心的任何1個朋友，不要吝嗇區區的10秒.也不要煩.
自己也要小心喔!!!
四川有1個大學女生去參加星期六晚上的慶祝。
她覺得很快樂，喝了很多酒，這時有個年輕帥哥坐在她的前面。
在男孩的百般調情挑逗下，該女生終於答應與這個帥哥去了一家附近酒店，
並開了個豪華包間。房間裏，該女生喝了些酒，她開始覺得不清醒，然後就睡著了。
當該女生再醒來時，發現自己全身赤裸地在浴缸中，而且浴缸裏滿滿的都是冰。
浴池旁邊有張紙條，上面赫然用紅字寫著“打120，否則你會死！”
她自己的手機也在紙條旁邊。她撥打了。並說明自己目前的情況。
醫生建議她檢查自己的背部，結果她發現有兩條九寸長的割傷口在背部下方！！！
醫生要她馬上躺回滿是冰的浴缸，告訴她不要動，馬上會有急救隊來找她。
原來，她的腎臟被偷了！那兩條口，就是取出她的腎臟時留下的！
在黑市裏，1腎臟值300000元!
法醫判斷，被害所喝的酒中，可能不只是單純的迷幻藥，還有強力的麻醉劑，
而冰也起到了鎮痛效果，所以被害暫時不會感覺到疼痛。
該女生在醫院裏等待腎臟捐贈無果後死亡。
警忠告大家：
這是1種新的犯罪正在發生，並且以年輕女性和男生，旅遊者，學生為目標。
犯罪組織很有規模，並且訓練有術的。
這種犯罪行為正發生在很多主要城市，
最近尤其是在山東、廣州、深圳、佛山、東莞、廈門、泉州、北京、上海、
四川、重慶、全國各地酒吧！！
發給你關心的任何1個朋友，不要吝嗇區區的10秒.也不要煩.
自己也要小心喔!!!
賣辣椒的智慧
賣辣椒的人，恐怕經常會碰到這樣一個眾所周知的問題，
那就是不斷會有買主問「你這辣椒辣嗎？」
不好回答。
答「辣」吧，也許買辣椒的人是個怕辣的，立刻走人。
答「不辣」吧，也許買辣椒的人是個喜吃辣的，生意還是做不成。
當然解決的辦法也眾所周知的經典，
那就是把辣椒分成兩堆，吃辣與不吃辣的各選所需，這是書上說的。
我一天沒事，就站在一個賣辣椒婦女的摊位旁，
看她是怎樣解決這個二律背反難題的。
趁著眼前沒有買主，我自作聰明地對她說 :
你把辣椒分成兩堆吧，有人要辣的，你就跟他說這堆是，
要不辣的，你就給他說那堆是。
沒想到賣辣椒的婦女卻只笑了笑，輕聲說 : 用不著！
說著就來了一個買主，問的果然是那句老話「辣椒辣嗎？」
賣辣椒的婦女很肯定地告訴他 :「顏色深的辣，顏色淺的不辣！」
買主信以為真，挑好辣椒付過錢，滿意地走了。
也不知今天是怎麼回事，大部分人都是買不辣的。
不一會兒，顏色淺的辣椒所剩無幾了。
我於是又說：把剩下的辣椒分成兩堆吧！不然就不好賣了！
然而，賣辣椒的婦女仍是笑著搖搖頭，說 : 用不著！
又一個買主來了，問：「辣椒辣嗎？」
賣辣椒的婦女看了一眼自己的辣椒，
信口答到 :「長的辣，短的不辣！」
果然，買主就按照她的分類標準開始挑起來。
這一輪的結果是，長辣椒很快告罄。
看著剩下的都是深顏色的短辣椒，我沒有再說話，心想 :
這回看你還有什麼說法？
沒想到，當又一個買主問「辣椒辣嗎」的時候，
賣辣椒的婦女信心十足地回答 :「硬皮的辣，軟皮的不辣！」
我暗暗佩服，可不是嘛，被太陽曬了半天，
確實有很多辣椒因失水變得軟綿綿了。
賣辣椒的婦女賣完辣椒，臨走時對我說 :
你說的那個辦法賣辣椒的人都知道，而我的辦法只有我自己知道！
我忽然有所頓悟：生活中的智慧可以被寫成書，
但你不能簡單地照著書上寫的智慧去生活，
因為生活只能是鮮活而靈動的！
不要在智慧中夾雜著傲慢，不要使謙虛缺乏智慧！
那就是不斷會有買主問「你這辣椒辣嗎？」
不好回答。
答「辣」吧，也許買辣椒的人是個怕辣的，立刻走人。
答「不辣」吧，也許買辣椒的人是個喜吃辣的，生意還是做不成。
當然解決的辦法也眾所周知的經典，
那就是把辣椒分成兩堆，吃辣與不吃辣的各選所需，這是書上說的。
我一天沒事，就站在一個賣辣椒婦女的摊位旁，
看她是怎樣解決這個二律背反難題的。
趁著眼前沒有買主，我自作聰明地對她說 :
你把辣椒分成兩堆吧，有人要辣的，你就跟他說這堆是，
要不辣的，你就給他說那堆是。
沒想到賣辣椒的婦女卻只笑了笑，輕聲說 : 用不著！
說著就來了一個買主，問的果然是那句老話「辣椒辣嗎？」
賣辣椒的婦女很肯定地告訴他 :「顏色深的辣，顏色淺的不辣！」
買主信以為真，挑好辣椒付過錢，滿意地走了。
也不知今天是怎麼回事，大部分人都是買不辣的。
不一會兒，顏色淺的辣椒所剩無幾了。
我於是又說：把剩下的辣椒分成兩堆吧！不然就不好賣了！
然而，賣辣椒的婦女仍是笑著搖搖頭，說 : 用不著！
又一個買主來了，問：「辣椒辣嗎？」
賣辣椒的婦女看了一眼自己的辣椒，
信口答到 :「長的辣，短的不辣！」
果然，買主就按照她的分類標準開始挑起來。
這一輪的結果是，長辣椒很快告罄。
看著剩下的都是深顏色的短辣椒，我沒有再說話，心想 :
這回看你還有什麼說法？
沒想到，當又一個買主問「辣椒辣嗎」的時候，
賣辣椒的婦女信心十足地回答 :「硬皮的辣，軟皮的不辣！」
我暗暗佩服，可不是嘛，被太陽曬了半天，
確實有很多辣椒因失水變得軟綿綿了。
賣辣椒的婦女賣完辣椒，臨走時對我說 :
你說的那個辦法賣辣椒的人都知道，而我的辦法只有我自己知道！
我忽然有所頓悟：生活中的智慧可以被寫成書，
但你不能簡單地照著書上寫的智慧去生活，
因為生活只能是鮮活而靈動的！
不要在智慧中夾雜著傲慢，不要使謙虛缺乏智慧！
娛樂
不該看的東西
爸爸教我不要到那三流的歌舞團去看下流的歌舞表演。
他說 : 如果你不聽爸爸的話，到那種地方去，
你會看到不該看到的東西。爸爸不說還好。
經他一說,我愈是好奇。
第二天我就買票進場了，我果然看到了我不該看到的東西 ----- 我爸爸！
鹹魚飯
英文課，全班最用功的小白又坐在老師面前第一位。
師曰 :「suspect，嫌犯。」
小白於是隨手在筆記上寫 :「鹹飯。」
不小心喵到小白筆記的老師又不忍使小白難堪，於是老師又抬高音量。
師曰 :「suspect，嫌疑犯。」
只見小白若有所悟，提筆將「鹹飯」改成「鹹魚飯」。
你還是挺幸運的
兩個酒鬼在一起喝酒，其中一個說道 :
我真倒霉，我的老婆拿走了我所有的財產跑了!
另一個酒鬼說道 : 老兄，你還是挺幸運的。
我的老婆拿走了我所有的財產，但是她還不肯走！
匿名信
小呆暗戀隔壁班的一個女孩。
有一天，他終於鼓起勇氣寫了一封匿名信給她。
朋友就問小呆啦 : 她的反應怎樣？
小呆 : 很激動。
朋友 : 哦，那很好嘛，接下來呢？
小呆 : 可是後來她就去報警了。
原來，小呆的匿名信是用報紙或雜誌上的字一個一個拼湊上去的。
寫到 : 我已經注意妳很久了。
太超過
有一對情侶出去約會，晚上那個男的送女孩子回家時，
因為氣氛很好, 且難分難捨，便在女方家門口吻起來了。
過了一下子，樓上的燈全亮了。
咚咚咚 ...女孩的老爸下來打開了門，臉色非常不好的說 :
小子，你沒經過我的同意和我女兒出去，還這麼晚帶她回來，
還在門口做出這種舉動，這些我都不和你計較, 但是......
請你不要壓在門鈴上, 好嗎！
求愛
醜男拿著九十九朵玫瑰獻給漂亮的女同事。
男 : 嫁給我吧！我愛妳！
女 : 算了吧！我對你沒感覺。
男 : 請告訴我那一點不好, 我改。
女 : 你到底喜歡我那一點, 我改。
調查
一個銀行家結識了一名女演員，經過一段時間的交往，兩人決定結婚。
銀行家擔心女演員的名聲，便匿名請一位私人偵探去調查。
不久收到結果。
該小 姐 的私人生活堪稱楷模，她是一名大家都稱頌的當之無愧的好人。
只是有一點，她現在同一個銀行界的人關係密切，而這人是一個無賴。
實惠
在太太的生日宴會上，丈夫當眾把一顆金光閃爍的寶石贈給了他的夫人。
一位朋友對他說 : 瞧, 您夫人多高興啊！
如果您送她一輛奔馳汽車，不是更實惠嗎？
我也曾這麼想過,( 這位丈夫攤開手悄聲對朋友說 )
可惜這種轎車目前還沒有假的！
爸爸教我不要到那三流的歌舞團去看下流的歌舞表演。
他說 : 如果你不聽爸爸的話，到那種地方去，
你會看到不該看到的東西。爸爸不說還好。
經他一說,我愈是好奇。
第二天我就買票進場了，我果然看到了我不該看到的東西 ----- 我爸爸！
鹹魚飯
英文課，全班最用功的小白又坐在老師面前第一位。
師曰 :「suspect，嫌犯。」
小白於是隨手在筆記上寫 :「鹹飯。」
不小心喵到小白筆記的老師又不忍使小白難堪，於是老師又抬高音量。
師曰 :「suspect，嫌疑犯。」
只見小白若有所悟，提筆將「鹹飯」改成「鹹魚飯」。
你還是挺幸運的
兩個酒鬼在一起喝酒，其中一個說道 :
我真倒霉，我的老婆拿走了我所有的財產跑了!
另一個酒鬼說道 : 老兄，你還是挺幸運的。
我的老婆拿走了我所有的財產，但是她還不肯走！
匿名信
小呆暗戀隔壁班的一個女孩。
有一天，他終於鼓起勇氣寫了一封匿名信給她。
朋友就問小呆啦 : 她的反應怎樣？
小呆 : 很激動。
朋友 : 哦，那很好嘛，接下來呢？
小呆 : 可是後來她就去報警了。
原來，小呆的匿名信是用報紙或雜誌上的字一個一個拼湊上去的。
寫到 : 我已經注意妳很久了。
太超過
有一對情侶出去約會，晚上那個男的送女孩子回家時，
因為氣氛很好, 且難分難捨，便在女方家門口吻起來了。
過了一下子，樓上的燈全亮了。
咚咚咚 ...女孩的老爸下來打開了門，臉色非常不好的說 :
小子，你沒經過我的同意和我女兒出去，還這麼晚帶她回來，
還在門口做出這種舉動，這些我都不和你計較, 但是......
請你不要壓在門鈴上, 好嗎！
求愛
醜男拿著九十九朵玫瑰獻給漂亮的女同事。
男 : 嫁給我吧！我愛妳！
女 : 算了吧！我對你沒感覺。
男 : 請告訴我那一點不好, 我改。
女 : 你到底喜歡我那一點, 我改。
調查
一個銀行家結識了一名女演員，經過一段時間的交往，兩人決定結婚。
銀行家擔心女演員的名聲，便匿名請一位私人偵探去調查。
不久收到結果。
該小 姐 的私人生活堪稱楷模，她是一名大家都稱頌的當之無愧的好人。
只是有一點，她現在同一個銀行界的人關係密切，而這人是一個無賴。
實惠
在太太的生日宴會上，丈夫當眾把一顆金光閃爍的寶石贈給了他的夫人。
一位朋友對他說 : 瞧, 您夫人多高興啊！
如果您送她一輛奔馳汽車，不是更實惠嗎？
我也曾這麼想過,( 這位丈夫攤開手悄聲對朋友說 )
可惜這種轎車目前還沒有假的！
Before and after marriage
Before marriage......
He: Yes. At last.. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.
青蛙
兩只青蛙相愛了，結婚後生了一個蛤蟆，
公青蛙見狀大怒說：賤人，怎麼回事？
母青蛙哭著說：他爹，認識你之前我整過容。
鴨子和螃蟹賽跑 , 一起到達終點，難分勝負，
裁判說：你們來個剪刀石頭布吧!!!
鴨子大怒：媽的，算計我，我一出總是布，他總是剪刀。
狗對熊說：嫁給我吧!!! 嫁給我你會幸福。
熊說：我才不嫁呢，嫁給你只會生狗熊，我要嫁給貓，生熊貓那才尊貴呢!
蜜蜂狂追蝴蝶，蝴蝶卻嫁給了蜗牛。
蜜蜂不解：他哪里比我強？
蝴蝶回答：人家好歹有自己的房子，哪像你住在集体宿舍。
公青蛙見狀大怒說：賤人，怎麼回事？
母青蛙哭著說：他爹，認識你之前我整過容。
鴨子和螃蟹賽跑 , 一起到達終點，難分勝負，
裁判說：你們來個剪刀石頭布吧!!!
鴨子大怒：媽的，算計我，我一出總是布，他總是剪刀。
狗對熊說：嫁給我吧!!! 嫁給我你會幸福。
熊說：我才不嫁呢，嫁給你只會生狗熊，我要嫁給貓，生熊貓那才尊貴呢!
蜜蜂狂追蝴蝶，蝴蝶卻嫁給了蜗牛。
蜜蜂不解：他哪里比我強？
蝴蝶回答：人家好歹有自己的房子，哪像你住在集体宿舍。
朋友您好,为了你好
朋友您好, 为了你好，请您坐好，用心听好。钱多钱少，够吃就好。
人丑人美，顺眼就好。人老人少，健康就好。家穷家富，和气就好。
老公晚归，有回就好。老婆唠叨，顾家就好。孩子从小，就要教好。
博士也好，卖菜也好，长大以后，乖乖就好。房屋大小，能住就好。
名不名牌，能穿就好。两轮四轮，能驾就好。老板不好，要忍就好。
一切烦恼，能解就好。坚持执着，放下最好。人的一生，平安就好。
不是有钱，一定会好。心好行好，命能改好。谁是谁非，天知就好。
修福修慧，来世更好。说这么多，明白就好。天地万物，随缘就好。
很多事情，看开就好。人人都好，日日都好。你好我好，世界更好。
总而言之，知足最好。这条短信，真的很好，不发给你，是我不好。
发了给你，大家都好！哈哈.! 你说我对你好不好？
人丑人美，顺眼就好。人老人少，健康就好。家穷家富，和气就好。
老公晚归，有回就好。老婆唠叨，顾家就好。孩子从小，就要教好。
博士也好，卖菜也好，长大以后，乖乖就好。房屋大小，能住就好。
名不名牌，能穿就好。两轮四轮，能驾就好。老板不好，要忍就好。
一切烦恼，能解就好。坚持执着，放下最好。人的一生，平安就好。
不是有钱，一定会好。心好行好，命能改好。谁是谁非，天知就好。
修福修慧，来世更好。说这么多，明白就好。天地万物，随缘就好。
很多事情，看开就好。人人都好，日日都好。你好我好，世界更好。
总而言之，知足最好。这条短信，真的很好，不发给你，是我不好。
发了给你，大家都好！哈哈.! 你说我对你好不好？
Sardar jee
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton..
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton..
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Chilly Questions & Answers
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case.
You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it!
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either!
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
*********
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
*********
Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case.
You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
*********
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it!
*********
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either!
*********
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
*********
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
*********
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
*********
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
*********
人啊！
人啊！
沒錢的時候，養豬；
有錢的時候，養狗。
沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。
沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。
沒錢的時候想結婚；
有錢的時候想離婚。
沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書；
有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。
沒錢的時候假裝有錢；
有錢的時候假裝沒錢。
人啊，都不講實話：
說股票是毒品，都在玩；
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；
說美女是禍水，都想要；
說高處不勝寒，都在爬；
說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
說天堂最美好，都不去!!!
當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；
男想高，女想瘦，狗穿衣裳人露肉；
過去把第一次留給丈夫；
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。
鄉下早晨雞叫人，
城裡晚上人叫雞；
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。
人生是什麼?
只 用 了 4 4 個 字 , 就 把人 生 講 完 了 ...
所 以 人 與人 , 有 啥 好 計 較 的 咧 ?
快樂好相處比較重要啦！
1 歲 時 出場亮相
10 歲 時 功課至上
20 歲時 春心盪漾
30 歲 時 職場對抗
40 歲時 身材發胖
50 歲時 打打麻將
60 歲時 老當益壯
70 歲時 常常健忘
80 歲時 搖搖晃晃
90 歲 時 迷失方向
100 歲 時 掛在牆上
祝大家愉快，好好做人!
沒錢的時候，養豬；
有錢的時候，養狗。
沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。
沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。
沒錢的時候想結婚；
有錢的時候想離婚。
沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書；
有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。
沒錢的時候假裝有錢；
有錢的時候假裝沒錢。
人啊，都不講實話：
說股票是毒品，都在玩；
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；
說美女是禍水，都想要；
說高處不勝寒，都在爬；
說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
說天堂最美好，都不去!!!
當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；
男想高，女想瘦，狗穿衣裳人露肉；
過去把第一次留給丈夫；
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。
鄉下早晨雞叫人，
城裡晚上人叫雞；
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。
人生是什麼?
只 用 了 4 4 個 字 , 就 把人 生 講 完 了 ...
所 以 人 與人 , 有 啥 好 計 較 的 咧 ?
快樂好相處比較重要啦！
1 歲 時 出場亮相
10 歲 時 功課至上
20 歲時 春心盪漾
30 歲 時 職場對抗
40 歲時 身材發胖
50 歲時 打打麻將
60 歲時 老當益壯
70 歲時 常常健忘
80 歲時 搖搖晃晃
90 歲 時 迷失方向
100 歲 時 掛在牆上
祝大家愉快，好好做人!
A330 Air France; 2 photos after Collision n before Death....
Yesterday the world saw the disappearance of an A330 Air Frane during a trans Atlantic flight between Rio to Paris . Very ironic that a day before I got a mail of the photos taken a a passenger on a flight mins after a mid air collision, and mins before the crash of the said aircraft
Two shots taken inside the plane before it crashed. Unbelievable! Photos taken inside the GOLB 737 aircraft that was involved in a mid air collision and crashed.....
A B737 had a mid air collision with the Embraer Legacy while cruising at 35,000 feet over South America . The Embraer Legacy, though seriously damaged with the winglet ripped off, managed to make a landing at a nearby airstrip in the midst of the Amazon jungle. The crew and passengers of the Embraer Legacy had no idea what they had hit. The B737
however crashed, killing all crew and passengers on board.
The two photos attached were apparently taken by one of the passengers in the B737, just after the collision and before the aircraft crashed. The photos were retrieved from the camera's memory stick. You will never get to see photos like this. In the first photo, there is a gaping hole in the fuselage through which you can see the tailplane and vertical fin of the aircraft. In the second photo, one of the passengers is being sucked out of the gaping hole.
These photos were found in a digital Casio Z750, amidst the remains in Serra do Cachimbo. Although the camera was destroyed, the Memory Stick was recovered. Investigating the serial number of the camera, the owner was identified as Paulo G. Muller, an actor of a theatre for children known in the outskirts of Porto Alegre . It can be imagined that he was standing during the impact with the Embraer Legacy and during the turbulence, he managed to take these photos, just seconds after the tail loss the aircraft plunged. So the camera was found near the cockpit. The structural stress probably ripped the engines away, diminishing the falling speed, protecting the electronic equipment but not unfortunately the victims. Paulo Muller leaves behind two daughters, Bruna and Beatriz.
Nudist Colony
A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked
by, and the man immediately got an erection.
The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?'
The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'
She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led him to the
side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly
Pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered
out of the steam room toward him.
'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man.
'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.
'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put
him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.
The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.
'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'
'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'
'Listen, Lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.
by, and the man immediately got an erection.
The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?'
The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'
She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led him to the
side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly
Pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered
out of the steam room toward him.
'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man.
'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.
'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put
him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.
The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.
'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'
'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'
'Listen, Lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.
Made in America.........?
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONGKONG)
He put on a dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN)
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA)
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY)
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia)
and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer
(Made In Malaysia),
John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL)
poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA
(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONGKONG)
He put on a dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN)
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA)
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY)
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia)
and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer
(Made In Malaysia),
John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL)
poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA
Computer Joke
French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison."
"Pencil," however, is masculine "le crayon."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
"computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(No chuckling guys ... this gets better!!!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
("le computer"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
THEY are the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited
a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison."
"Pencil," however, is masculine "le crayon."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
"computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(No chuckling guys ... this gets better!!!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
("le computer"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
THEY are the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited
a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
金融危机10项要注意！
金融危机10项要注意！
1）不要辞职，不要换工作！不要转行！不要创业！
2）不要求升职！不要求加薪！
3）别离婚！赡养费太高！
4）别生小孩！奶粉太贵！
5）别买车！别换车！
6）早点上班，迟些下班，省一省，不必还ERP!
7) 别幻想打抢银行！银行已负债累累！成功率很低！活抓率很高！
8) 多帮朋友留意工作机会，轮到自己才会有机会！
9 别听新闻，别听财经！会让你发神经！
10) 拉屎的时候要留一半,免得饿得太快！
1）不要辞职，不要换工作！不要转行！不要创业！
2）不要求升职！不要求加薪！
3）别离婚！赡养费太高！
4）别生小孩！奶粉太贵！
5）别买车！别换车！
6）早点上班，迟些下班，省一省，不必还ERP!
7) 别幻想打抢银行！银行已负债累累！成功率很低！活抓率很高！
8) 多帮朋友留意工作机会，轮到自己才会有机会！
9 别听新闻，别听财经！会让你发神经！
10) 拉屎的时候要留一半,免得饿得太快！
TESTS FOR DEMENTIA
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Highlight to get the answer
下列有四個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。準備好，向下捲！
First Question： 第一題
You are participating in a race.. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?
你參加賽跑，追過第2名，你是第幾名？
Answer： If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
解答： 如果你的回答是第1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第2名。
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 回答第 2 題，你不能使用與回答第 1 題相同的時間。
Second Question ： 第二題
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？
Answer ： If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
解答： 如果你的回答是倒數第2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。
Third Question： 第三題
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?
以 1000加上40，再加1000，再加30 ，再加1000，現在加上20，再加一次1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？
Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
解答： 得到5000是嗎？正確答案是 4100，不相信，用計算機查證吧！
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會對？
Fourth Question： 第四題
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary 的父親有 5 個女兒，第 1 個女兒 Nana ， 第 2 個女兒 Nene ， 第 3個女兒
Nini ，第 4 個女兒 Nono ，第 5 個女兒的名字是什麼？
Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
解答： 答案是 Nunu 嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是Mary，請再讀一次問題！
Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one！
好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹝彌補﹞你！
Bonus Question 加分題 :
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.. By imitating the > action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？
Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute -so simple.
解答： 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE
把這個傳下去，以便打擊那些你生活中遇到的「聰明人」 !!
Highlight to get the answer
下列有四個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。準備好，向下捲！
First Question： 第一題
You are participating in a race.. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?
你參加賽跑，追過第2名，你是第幾名？
Answer： If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
解答： 如果你的回答是第1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第2名。
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 回答第 2 題，你不能使用與回答第 1 題相同的時間。
Second Question ： 第二題
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？
Answer ： If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
解答： 如果你的回答是倒數第2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。
Third Question： 第三題
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?
以 1000加上40，再加1000，再加30 ，再加1000，現在加上20，再加一次1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？
Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
解答： 得到5000是嗎？正確答案是 4100，不相信，用計算機查證吧！
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會對？
Fourth Question： 第四題
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary 的父親有 5 個女兒，第 1 個女兒 Nana ， 第 2 個女兒 Nene ， 第 3個女兒
Nini ，第 4 個女兒 Nono ，第 5 個女兒的名字是什麼？
Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
解答： 答案是 Nunu 嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是Mary，請再讀一次問題！
Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one！
好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹝彌補﹞你！
Bonus Question 加分題 :
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.. By imitating the > action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？
Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute -so simple.
解答： 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE
把這個傳下去，以便打擊那些你生活中遇到的「聰明人」 !!
Fire Drill
A fire alarm rang at 4 PM at our office when almost all the employees are in (approx 2,000).
As usual, the entire office was evacuated within 5 minutes and every employee gathered outside at the designated location(s).
10 minutes passed... then 5 more minutes passed, but no information or update. After more than 15 minutes of standing outside the office, the following announcement was heard over the PA system:
Dear Employees, with a heavy heart I am making this announcement that for any of you it will be the last evacuation drill...
Due to recessionary pressures, the company is laying off almost 50% of the employees. While moving back into the office, if your Access Card does not work, you are amongst those laid off. All your belongings will be couriered to your residential addresses tomorrow.
We have followed this approach as we did not want to fill email boxes
with layoff instructions and consequent good-bye emails in thousands. We also wanted to avoid any fist-fights inside the office premises.
Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in NOW and try your luck.
As usual, the entire office was evacuated within 5 minutes and every employee gathered outside at the designated location(s).
10 minutes passed... then 5 more minutes passed, but no information or update. After more than 15 minutes of standing outside the office, the following announcement was heard over the PA system:
Dear Employees, with a heavy heart I am making this announcement that for any of you it will be the last evacuation drill...
Due to recessionary pressures, the company is laying off almost 50% of the employees. While moving back into the office, if your Access Card does not work, you are amongst those laid off. All your belongings will be couriered to your residential addresses tomorrow.
We have followed this approach as we did not want to fill email boxes
with layoff instructions and consequent good-bye emails in thousands. We also wanted to avoid any fist-fights inside the office premises.
Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in NOW and try your luck.
STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH
If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1....
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...
If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...
If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...
Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,
Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities, Famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people Position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under Others, self confident people!
You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get Marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views And you are most likely to take revenge over your Enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future.
If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you.
You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and Well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard.
To bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some People too...
Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner &
Wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!
Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot, You have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you Are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, Kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication.
Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect Changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).
If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can Feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your Words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge You can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business people!
You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get Marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole Family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power Behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!
Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, Loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems Within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..
You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always You have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order To achieve something.. You will not get Anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger Once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them.
You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy
thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then
here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow.. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!
Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do... So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls..
You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing... but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.
But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take
advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!
Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships!
Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along
with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!
Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.
You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring
person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!
Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above.
You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be
in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls,
you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.
Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!
Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what".
You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good
you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life.
The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well. once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!
Number 9
Hey....you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so
strong, physically and mentally... You are often have big-aims. You will work
hard and hard to get there.
Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life.. But when you achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off.
You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights
and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type.
Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you.
Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children.
Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate.
You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice.
You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...
If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...
If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...
Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,
Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities, Famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people Position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under Others, self confident people!
You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get Marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views And you are most likely to take revenge over your Enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future.
If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you.
You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and Well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard.
To bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some People too...
Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner &
Wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!
Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot, You have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you Are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, Kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication.
Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect Changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).
If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can Feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your Words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge You can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business people!
You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get Marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole Family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power Behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!
Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, Loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems Within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..
You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always You have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order To achieve something.. You will not get Anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger Once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them.
You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy
thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then
here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow.. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!
Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do... So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls..
You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing... but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.
But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take
advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!
Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships!
Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along
with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!
Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.
You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring
person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!
Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above.
You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be
in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls,
you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.
Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!
Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what".
You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good
you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life.
The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well. once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!
Number 9
Hey....you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so
strong, physically and mentally... You are often have big-aims. You will work
hard and hard to get there.
Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life.. But when you achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off.
You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights
and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type.
Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you.
Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children.
Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate.
You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice.
You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2
Just for laugh
1.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
2.
Doctor : your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.
3.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
4.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one. God is watching. "Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
5.
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM : Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.
SON : But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.
MOM : Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
SON : One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM : Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON : Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?
MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
6.
What are the three fastest ways of communication? Three fastest means of communication in the world. Tele-phone, Tele-vision, Tell-a-woman. You still want faster? Tell her not to tell anyone :-)
7.
A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
2.
Doctor : your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.
3.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
4.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one. God is watching. "Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
5.
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM : Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.
SON : But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.
MOM : Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
SON : One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM : Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON : Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?
MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
6.
What are the three fastest ways of communication? Three fastest means of communication in the world. Tele-phone, Tele-vision, Tell-a-woman. You still want faster? Tell her not to tell anyone :-)
7.
A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
CV
Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City : Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City : Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?
Why breast cancer is usually found near the armpit?
October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.
Some time ago, I attended a Breast Cancer Awareness seminar. I asked why the most common area for Breast Cancer was near the armpit. My question could not be answered at that time. This email was just sent to me, and I find it interesting that my question has been answered.
I challenge you all to rethink your every day use of a product that could ultimately lead to a terminal illness. As of today, I will change my usage. A friend forwarded this to me.
I showed it to a friend going through chemotherapy and she said she learned this fact in a support group recently.
I just got information from a health seminar that I would like to share.
The leading cause of breast cancer is the use of anti-perspirant.
What? A concentration of toxins which leads to cell mutations, a.k.a.CANCER.
Yes, ANTI-PERSPIRANT. Most of the products out there are an anti-perspirant /deodorant combination, so go home and check. Deodorant is fine, anti-perspirant is not.
Here's why:- The human body has a few areas that it uses to purge toxins; behind the knees, behind the ears, groin area, and armpits. The toxins are purged in the form of perspiration. Anti-perspirant, as the name clearly indicates, prevents you from perspiring, thereby inhibiting the body from purging toxins from below the armpits.
These toxins do not just magically disappear. Instead, the body deposits them in the lymph nodes below the arms since it cannot sweat them out. Nearly all breast cancer tumors occur in the upper outside quadrant of the breast area. This is precisely where the lymph nodes are located.
Additionally, men are less likely (but not completely exempt) to develop breast cancer prompted by anti- perspirant usage because most of the anti-perspirant product is caught in their hair and is not directly applied to the skin.
Women who apply anti-perspirant right after shaving increase the risk further because shaving causes almost imperceptible nicks in the skin which give the chemicals entrance into the body from the armpit area.
PLEASE share this with anyone you care about.
Breast cancer is becoming frighteningly common. This awareness may save lives.
Some time ago, I attended a Breast Cancer Awareness seminar. I asked why the most common area for Breast Cancer was near the armpit. My question could not be answered at that time. This email was just sent to me, and I find it interesting that my question has been answered.
I challenge you all to rethink your every day use of a product that could ultimately lead to a terminal illness. As of today, I will change my usage. A friend forwarded this to me.
I showed it to a friend going through chemotherapy and she said she learned this fact in a support group recently.
I just got information from a health seminar that I would like to share.
The leading cause of breast cancer is the use of anti-perspirant.
What? A concentration of toxins which leads to cell mutations, a.k.a.CANCER.
Yes, ANTI-PERSPIRANT. Most of the products out there are an anti-perspirant /deodorant combination, so go home and check. Deodorant is fine, anti-perspirant is not.
Here's why:- The human body has a few areas that it uses to purge toxins; behind the knees, behind the ears, groin area, and armpits. The toxins are purged in the form of perspiration. Anti-perspirant, as the name clearly indicates, prevents you from perspiring, thereby inhibiting the body from purging toxins from below the armpits.
These toxins do not just magically disappear. Instead, the body deposits them in the lymph nodes below the arms since it cannot sweat them out. Nearly all breast cancer tumors occur in the upper outside quadrant of the breast area. This is precisely where the lymph nodes are located.
Additionally, men are less likely (but not completely exempt) to develop breast cancer prompted by anti- perspirant usage because most of the anti-perspirant product is caught in their hair and is not directly applied to the skin.
Women who apply anti-perspirant right after shaving increase the risk further because shaving causes almost imperceptible nicks in the skin which give the chemicals entrance into the body from the armpit area.
PLEASE share this with anyone you care about.
Breast cancer is becoming frighteningly common. This awareness may save lives.
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