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Computer Joke
French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison."
"Pencil," however, is masculine "le crayon."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
"computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(No chuckling guys ... this gets better!!!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
("le computer"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
THEY are the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited
a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison."
"Pencil," however, is masculine "le crayon."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
"computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(No chuckling guys ... this gets better!!!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
("le computer"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
THEY are the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited
a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
金融危机10项要注意！
金融危机10项要注意！
1）不要辞职，不要换工作！不要转行！不要创业！
2）不要求升职！不要求加薪！
3）别离婚！赡养费太高！
4）别生小孩！奶粉太贵！
5）别买车！别换车！
6）早点上班，迟些下班，省一省，不必还ERP!
7) 别幻想打抢银行！银行已负债累累！成功率很低！活抓率很高！
8) 多帮朋友留意工作机会，轮到自己才会有机会！
9 别听新闻，别听财经！会让你发神经！
10) 拉屎的时候要留一半,免得饿得太快！
1）不要辞职，不要换工作！不要转行！不要创业！
2）不要求升职！不要求加薪！
3）别离婚！赡养费太高！
4）别生小孩！奶粉太贵！
5）别买车！别换车！
6）早点上班，迟些下班，省一省，不必还ERP!
7) 别幻想打抢银行！银行已负债累累！成功率很低！活抓率很高！
8) 多帮朋友留意工作机会，轮到自己才会有机会！
9 别听新闻，别听财经！会让你发神经！
10) 拉屎的时候要留一半,免得饿得太快！
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