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2012-02-01T10:54:00.000+08:00

Can you raed this?‏

2011-04-05T14:27:00.000+08:00

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

如果你是唐僧，给三个徒弟发奖金谁该拿最多？

2011-03-29T09:26:00.000+08:00

先来看一道很有意思的职场问题：

如果你是老板，你的员工有孙悟空、猪八戒、沙僧这三种类型，现在发奖金的时候到了，你要怎么分配?谁拿最多，谁拿最少?

孙悟空非常有本事，但心高气傲，有点难管理;

猪八戒没什么大智慧，就懂得怎么讨老板欢心;沙僧业绩普通，不过踏实肯干，同事关系也最好。

要是你以能者多得的原则选择孙悟空，那看来你还需要学习一些做老扳的智慧。

两位老板——原盛大总裁唐骏和均瑶集团总裁黄辉在这个问题上，不约而同地选择把最高的奖金给沙僧，他们是以什么理由作出判断的呢?

在均瑶集团总裁黄辉看来，悟空很能干，也很忠诚，但是他可能修养方面不是那么好，爱给老板找茬子。不过，他还是可以调教的，是应该争取的员工，而且他很有点子。

黄辉认为，团队里面是人无完人的，也就是说，你要去寻找一个非常完美的人，他品德好，又很有才华，这种人非常难找。作为一个领导，一定要能够带领一个有缺陷的团队，去达到预期目标，所以，这个奖金还是应该发下去。两位老板给出的排序是：沙僧给最多，孙悟空其次，猪八戒一分不得。

猪八戒这种只有嘴上功夫、没有真本事的职员，不得奖金很容易理解。孙悟空型的职员毫无疑问是人才，他有能力，也有事业心，能为企业创造价值，绝对的绩优股，但孙悟空锋芒毕露，个性突出，这样的人往往不太懂得合作，有点个人英雄主义，孙悟空最看不上的，就是猪八戒这样耍小聪明、把精力放在拍老板马屁上的人。这两种人在一起往往是要闹矛盾的。公司内部不和谐，最头疼的还是老板。

这时候，就要沙僧发挥作用了。沙僧这类型的员工，虽然工作能力没有孙悟空那么强，但懂得协调人际关系，在整个公司中能起到融合的作用。沙僧身上可贵的一点就是他对团队意识的重视，这也正是老板看重此种职员的原因。很多初入职场的年轻人，有优异的知识背景和很强的工作能力，同时也有点不知天高地厚，团队协作的意识薄弱，严格地讲，算不上一个优秀的职业人。沙僧这一类型，在有一定工作经验的人当中比较普遍。那么，要想在职场上晋升得快一点，是不是做沙僧型的职员是明智的选择呢?并不尽然。“如果公司真的只有这三种人，我就谁的奖金也不发，因为他们都不是我期待的员工。”唐骏的意思是，“我就把奖金留着，等到我哪一天把这些员工全部改造好了，再发奖金。

” 老板期待的理想员工究竟是谁呢?首先，要具备孙悟空的潜质，然后再踏实一点，兼具沙僧的团队意识，也就是“升级版沙僧”，这才是一个完美的职场人。在职场上，通过工作不断的历练，需要提升的不仅仅只是工作能力，还有全局的意识，这样才能实现真正的进化。从普通职员到能力突出的职员是一种进步，从职员到高级管理人员再到成为老板，这才能算作是职场进化。

借东风

2011-01-19T09:43:00.004+08:00

周瑜为东风之事病倒在床上，诸葛亮道：“欲破曹兵，宜用火攻。万事俱备，只欠东风”。于是开坛做法借东风，请周瑜、鲁肃、孙权、刘备4人登坛打一圈麻将，诸葛亮准备了一副137张牌的麻将（136张麻将牌+1张花牌），洗牌3次，砌好麻将，让4人从里面一张张抽取，诸葛亮说：“只要在抽到那1张花牌之前，抽到所有4张东风牌，我就能借到真正的东风了！”
问题：在抽到那张花牌之前，抽中所有4张东风的概率是多少？（请回答百分比的数字，例如只输入3，表示概率=3%）?

很简单的，不要想复杂，考虑取巧的方法，其实概率只是在4张东风和1张花牌这5张牌之间计算而已。

望梅止渴

2011-01-18T09:42:00.002+08:00

曹操带兵又行军百里，恰好看见河边有一个木制人力水车（造型类似今天的摩天轮），水车平时引水灌溉农田，但需要人力驱动，水车上装着10个盛水的水桶，每个水桶每隔1分钟就到达出水口。曹操派军士到河边的水车取水饮用，请问：士兵从上午11点开始人力运转水车，30分钟后水车运转结束，那么，军士们能打多少桶水呢？

水车开始运转最初9分钟后，第一桶水才到达出水口，因此30分钟之内共有21桶水。

姐姐和弟弟

2011-01-17T09:41:00.004+08:00

早年，孙权和夫人育有一儿一女，有一次，大臣张昭问他们的年龄时，弟弟对姐姐说:"把我的年龄减去2加给姐姐，姐姐的年龄是就是我的两倍。"姐姐说道:"那在这基础上再减去你一岁年龄给我就是3倍了"?。请问弟弟几岁??
（知道弟弟几岁，你自然也就知道姐姐的岁数了）

只有在6岁的时候，这段对话才成立。说明这是一对双胞胎。

举孝廉

2011-01-16T09:38:00.000+08:00

某城池太守空缺，汉献帝要求从该城40位官员和孝廉中互相保举选出一人出任太守。当中有3位相互关系不好的候选人，这3人也包括在40人中，选举是以得票数最多当选为规则，投票人一个一个的投票，不能弃权或无效票。
那么，开票时，只要有几票就能确保当选太守了呢？

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煮酒论英雄

2011-01-15T09:36:00.003+08:00

话说刘备暂居曹操处时，每日在菜园种地，韬光养晦。一日，曹操派人邀请刘备到小亭喝酒，这就是后来著名的青梅煮酒论英雄。
刘备以为家里的报时器慢了5分钟，其实它快了5分钟。
曹操以为家里的报时器快了5分钟，其实它慢了5分钟。
刘备和曹操都看着家里的报时器，按着想象中的正确时间赶往小亭赴会。
那么，刘备比曹操早了几分钟到达呢？

刘备的报时器比实际时间快了5分钟，而刘备以为慢了5分钟，就会再提前5分钟到达，这样就早了10分钟。曹操刚好相反，他晚了10分钟，这样到达的时间之差就是20分钟。

买椟还珠

2011-01-14T09:33:00.004+08:00

周瑜和夫人小乔逛街，看到一家店在卖珍珠。珍珠都用精美的盒子装在里面，每盒卖310两银子。珍珠的实际价格要比盒子高300两银子，也就是说310两银子里除去珍珠的价格就是盒子的价格。小乔对盒子爱不释手，于是周瑜决定只买盒子。支付给店主一张100两银子的银票，请问，店主应该找多少银子呢??

305-5=300，小学应用题，很简单的吧？

刘表赠马

2011-01-13T23:34:00.014+08:00

刘备被刘表安排到新野来守卫荆州的门户，刘表为了让刘备、关羽、张飞、糜竺等人安心守卫新野，决定赠送4匹速度不同的好马给刘备。从荆州到新野，4匹马分别要1小时、2小时、4小时、6小时。但刘表的侍卫一次只能带2匹马，从新野回到荆州又一定要坐着一匹马，快马还必须跟着移动速度较慢的马的速度。
请问，让所有的马都送到新野，最短需要多少小时呢？
请说明理由

一开始坐1、2小时的马去，坐1小时的马回来，用3小时。然后坐4、6小时的马去，坐2小时的马回来，用去8小时。最后坐已经回来的1、2小时的马去新野，用2小时，合计13小时，这是最短的时间。

1、2先去新野，2回荆州 =4个小时
4、6再去新野，1回荆州 =7个小时
1、2再去新野 =2个小时

4+7+2=13个小时

孔融分梨的故事

2011-01-12T12:01:00.008+08:00

三国时代的孔融小时候聪明好学，才思敏捷，大家都夸他是神童。一日，父亲的朋友带了一盘梨子，父亲叫孔融兄弟2人自己挑，挑完之后。哥哥说：“我把我拿的梨子分给孔融1个吧，这样我们两人的梨子就一样了。”孔融说：“不用了，还是我给哥哥2个梨子吧，这样一来，哥哥的梨子就是我的3倍了”。

请问，哥哥和孔融各自拿了多少个梨子呢？这盘梨子一共是多少个呢？

哥x个，孔融y个

x-1=y+1

x+2=3（y-2）

得x=7，y=5

哥哥7个，孔融5个。哥哥给孔融1个梨子，两人都是6个。如果孔融给哥哥2个梨子，那么就是9比3了。7+5=12，这一盘梨子总数是12个

华容道义释曹操

2011-01-11T11:55:00.006+08:00

话说周瑜火烧赤壁，曹操大败，诸葛亮算定曹操必败走华容，在各险要处暗设伏兵。曹操带着残兵败将从华容道逃跑，途中屡次遭孙诸葛亮军伏击。第一次伏击曹操损失了全部士兵的6分之一。第二次伏击损失5分之一，第三次伏击损失4分之一，接着是3分之一，2分之一，最后曹操和剩下的士兵，在华容道被关羽念及曹操旧情放走。

那么问题是：请问在曹操所有士兵人数的可能中，最少的是多少人呢？

这个得看你所说的1/6,1/5,1/4,1/3,1/2是在什么基础上，两种
一。假设总数为6，第一次6-6*1/6=5，第二次5-5*1/4=4....到最后的2/1就是1，也就是总数的1/6。
二假设总数同样为6，第一次6*1/6=1，第二次6*1/5=1.2，第三次6*1/4=1.5，第四次6*1/3=2，第五次6*1/2=3
明显第二次超过总数6，所以不符合，只有第一种情况。。。。

孔明报时器

2011-01-10T11:52:00.001+08:00

为了统一三军的时间计算，诸葛亮发明了一种报时器，此报时器为12小时计，每小时60分钟，只精确到分钟。正午12点和深夜12点都计作12:00。报时器的时分用数字表现，与今天的电子表完全一致，例如3:33分。

请问：一天之内连续有三个以上相同数字排列的情况会出现几次呢？

别忘记孔明报时器是12小时计的：
1:11、2:22、3:33、4:44、5:55、10:00、11:10、11:11、11:12、11:13、11:14、11:15、11:16、11:17、11:18、11:19、12:22。一天会有2个12小时，17X2=34

智慧填補不了道德的空白

2011-01-09T13:59:00.003+08:00

值得一讀！

智慧填補不了道德的空白
為什麼歐洲許多先進國家還是很富強 ?

若你到奧地利自助旅行，坐車、坐船都是沒人驗票、檢票的！

道德是國力提升的基礎

為什麼歐洲許多先進國家還是很富強?
在某個電視訪談節目中，嘉賓是一位當今頗具知名的青年企業家。

節目漸近尾聲時，按慣例，主持人提出了最後一個問題。

請問：你認為事業成功的最關鍵品質是什麼？

沉思片刻之后，他並沒有直接回答，而是平靜地敘述了這樣一段
故事：

十二年前，有一個小伙子剛畢業就去了法國，開始了半工半讀的
留學生活。

漸漸地，他發現當地的的公共交通系統的售票處是自助的，也就
是你想到哪個地方，

根據目的地自行買票，車站幾乎都是開放式的，不設檢票口，也
沒有檢票員。甚至連隨機性的抽查都非常少。

他發現了這個管理上的漏洞，或者說以他的思維方式看來是漏洞。
憑著自己的聰明勁，他精確地估算了這樣一個概率：

逃票而被查到的比例大約僅為萬分之三。
他為自己的這個發現而沾沾自喜，從此之後，他便經常逃票上車。
他還找到了一個寬慰自己的理由：

自己還是窮學生嘛，能省一點是一點。

四年過去了，名牌大學的金字招牌和優秀的學業成績讓他充滿
自信，他開始頻頻地進入巴黎一些跨國公司的大門，躊躇滿志地
推銷自己，因為他知道這些公司都在積極地開發亞太市場。
但這些公司都是先熱情有加，然而數日之後，卻又都是婉言相拒。

一次次的失敗，使他憤怒。他認為一定是這些公司有種族歧視的
傾向，排斥中國人。

最後一次，他衝進了某公司人力資源部經理的辦公室，要求經理
對於不予錄用他給出一個合理的理由。
然而，結局卻是他始料不及的。下面的一段對話很令人玩味。
「先生，我們並不是歧視你，相反，我們很重視你。
因為我們公司一直在開發中國市場，我們需要一些優秀的本土人才來協助我們完成這個工作，所以你一來求職的時候，我們對你的教育背景和學術水平很感興趣，老實說，從工作能力上，你就是我們所要找的人。」

「那為什麼不收天下英才為貴公司所用？」

「因為我們查了你的信用記錄，發現你有三次乘公車逃票被處罰的記錄。」

「我不否認這個。但為了這點小事，你們就放棄了一個多次在學
報上發表過論文的人才？」

「小事？我們並不認為這是小事。

我們注意到，第一次逃票是在你來我們國家後的第一個星期，
檢查人員相信了你的解釋，因為你說自己還不熟悉自助售票系統，
只是給你補了票。但在這之後，你又兩次逃票。」

「那時剛好我口袋中沒有零錢。」

「不、不，先生。我不同意你這種解釋，你在懷疑我的智商。
我相信在被查獲前，你可能有數百次逃票的經歷。」

「那也罪不至死吧？幹嗎那麼認真？以後改還不行嗎？」

「不、不，先生。此事證明了兩點：

一、你不尊重規則。不僅如此，你擅於發現規則中的漏洞並惡意使用。

二、你不值得信任。而我們公司的許多工作的進行是必須依靠信任進行的，因為如果你負責了某個地區的市場開發，公司將賦予你許多職權。

為了節約成本，我們沒有辦法設置複雜的監督機構，正如我們的
公共交通系統一樣。

所以我們沒有辦法雇用你，可以確切地說，在這個國家甚至整個
歐盟，你可能找不到雇用你的公司。」

直到此時，他才如夢方醒、懊悔難當。
然而，真正讓他產生一語驚心之感的，卻還是對方最後提到一句話：

道德常常能彌補智慧的缺陷，然而，智慧卻永遠填補不了道德的空白。

世界上有四件事情是無法挽回的

扔出去的....石頭

說出口的....話

錯過的........時機

逝去的........時光

1.遇到乞討者：遇到要錢的就給他（她）點飯，遇到要飯的就給他（她）點錢。

2.上車遇到老弱病殘、孕婦：讓座的時候別動聲色，也別大張旗鼓。站起來用身體擋住其他人，留出空位子給需要的人，然後裝作下車走遠點。人太多實在走不遠，人家向你表示謝意的時候微笑一下。

3.雨雪的時候、天冷的傍晚或者是雪天的傍晚，遇到賣菜的、賣水果的、賣報紙的，剩的不多，又不能回家，能全買就全買，不能全買就買一份，反正吃什麼也是吃，看什麼也是看，買下來，讓人早點回家。

4.遇到迷路的小孩和老頭老太太，能送回家就送回家(這要考慮安全啦!)，不能送回家的送上車、送到派出所也行，如果有電話，替老人或小孩打個電話就走，反正你也不缺那兩個電話費。

5.遇到迷路的人打聽某個地址，碰巧你又知道，就主動告訴一聲。別不好意思，沒有人笑話你。

6.撿到錢包就找找失主。

7.遇到學生出來打工的、勤工儉學的，特別是中學生、小姑娘。她賣什麼你就買點，如果她不是家庭困難，出來打工也需要勇氣的，鼓勵鼓勵她吧。

8.遇到夜裡擺地攤的，能買就多買一些，別還價，東西都不貴。家境哪怕好一點，誰會大冷天夜裡擺地攤。

9.如果錢還寬裕，別養二奶，偷偷養幾個貧困山區的學生。別讓人家知道你是誰，要不然見面了多尷尬，多不好意思。但是你心裡一定會覺得舒坦，比包二奶提心吊膽的要好得多。

10.如果時間還寬裕，而且碰巧覺得以上有理，那就請把這幾句話多轉幾個地方，畢竟好人多了咱們心裡也舒坦。

GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE

2011-01-08T19:07:00.003+08:00

Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp ...
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money, dial 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theatre start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

UNEMPLOYED GRADUATE

2011-01-07T19:05:00.009+08:00

An unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his pocket. All he had left was $10. He decided to use it to buy food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go begging. He was frustrated as he could find no job, and nobody was ready to help him.

He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and two little children came along and asked him to help them with food as they had not eaten for almost a week. He looked at them... They were so lean that he could see their bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket. With the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food. The old man and children prayed that God would bless and prosper him and then gave him a very old coin. The young graduate said to them 'you need the prayer more than I do'.

With no money, no job, no food, the young graduate w ent under the bridge to rest and wait for death. As he was about to sleep, he saw an old newspaper on the ground. He picked it up, and suddenly he saw an advertisement for people with old coins to come to a certain address.

He decided to go there with the old coin the old man gave him. On getting to the place, he gave the proprietor the coin. The proprietor screamed, brought out a big book and showed the young graduate
a photograph. This same old coin was worth 3 million dollars. The young graduate was overjoyed as the proprietor gave him a bank draft for 3 million dollars within an hour. He collected the Bank Draft and went in search of the old man and little children.

By the time he got to where he left them eating, they had gone. He asked the owner of the canteen if he knew them. He said no but they left a note for you. He quickly opened the note thinking it would lead him to find them..

This is what the note said : 'You gave us your all and w e have rewarded you back with the coin,' signed God the Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. 1 Kings 17:10-16; Matthew 11:28-30

PRAYER:
Here is your financial blessing! It's a simple prayer, you've got 30 seconds. If you need a financial blessing, continue reading this e-mail.

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God ,
I pray to you that you abundantly Bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother husband and wife, but all Who believe and trust in you.

Father, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the person who sent this to me, but for Me and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything.

I thank you in advance for your blessings.

Father God,
deliver the person reading this right now and those who will read it in the near future from debt and debt burdens. Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that You have given me Father, for I know how wonderful and mighty You are and how if we just obey You and walk in Your word and have the faith of a Mustard seed that You will pour out blessings.
I thank You now Lord for the recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come Because I know You are not done with me yet.

In Jesus' name, I pray,

Amen

《公主嫁到》纸蜻蜓《劝世贤文》全文

2011-01-06T21:30:00.009+08:00

父母恩情似海深，人生莫忘父母恩；　　兄弟本是同根生，莫因小事起争论；
生儿育女循环理，世代相传自古今；　　手足之情诚可贵，万事皆念骨肉亲；
为人子女要孝顺，不孝之人罪孽深；　人生难得兄弟爱，同心协力变成金；
家贫方能出孝子，鸟兽尚知哺乳恩；　谦让尊敬情意长，天伦之乐喜融融；
父子原是骨肉亲，爹娘不敬敬何人；　　为人当数孔让梨，桃园结义刘关张；
养育之恩不图报，望子成龙白费心；　　　山上打虎亲兄弟，历代相传美名尊；
男子休嫌妻貌丑，妇人不怨夫家贫；　　　朋友相交宜谨慎，狼群狗党莫相亲；
贫穷富贵皆由命，夫妇相处要真诚；　　　休因酒肉为知己，急难不氛反笑贫；
刚柔相济两相安，和气家中少祸因；　　　结交朋友应信实，日久才能知人心；
同甘共苦好度日，清寒亦觉有暖温；　　　患难之时相爱顾，萍水相逢难知情；
夫妇本是前世缘，珍惜短促好光阴；　　　锦上添花人人有，雪中送炭世难寻；
百年连理实非易，夫妇互敬应如宾；　　　四海之内皆兄弟，留心择友益无穷；
妇人口舌要提防，枕边是非起祸殃；　　　苦尽甘来是古训，莫为偷闲误自身；
姑嫂不和家必败，公婆恼怒暗伤心；　　　克勤克俭是美德，懒惰成性人唾弃；
做人姑嫂要善良，家丑不可对外扬；　　　为人当惜好光阴，勤能补拙是例证；
姑嫂之间要礼让，且莫小事争短长；　　　信实待人人看重，自欺欺人事无成；
细察事非防口舌，三从四德不可望；　　　求人像吞三寸剑，勤俭节约莫求人；
先圣先贤作教训，妇道守口莫伤人；　　　家中虽有万贯财，不知节俭亦枉然；
弃海顺冰为正道，莫到最后方知恨；驾车远行求乐趣，不为损友伤己心。
别人生气我不气气出病来无人理
人生本是一场梦为了小事莫生气
万物有情心有爱何惧他人笑我痴
纵然身处风雷雨坚信朝阳必再遇
且将烦恼化烟云风吹云散交好运
知足常乐终生不辱
来如风去如微尘
知福福常在怡然自心安
阿福福常在日日都开心
是非终日游不听自然无
人和自得乐家和万事兴
不经一番寒彻骨怎得梅花扑鼻香
风起云涌年又年，得得失失要乐天。
是非终日游，不听自然无。
生死有命不由命，我命由我不由天。
境随心变随人转，逍遥物外似神仙。
蜻蜓舞动风飘扬，积德行善人表彰。
虽无家财万贯，喜有笑面开颜。
笑看世间事，前路我自行。
既是相依同林鸟，风雨同路见真心。

处世百字铭

寡欲精神爽，多思气血衰。
少饮不乱性，忍气免伤财。
贵自勤中得，富从俭里来。
温柔终益己，强暴必招灾。
善处真君子，刁钻是祸胎。
暗中休使箭，乖里藏些呆。
养性须修善，欺心莫吃斋。
衙门休出入，乡党要和谐。
安分身无辱，是非口不开。
世人依此言，灾退福自来。

劝世良言

世事茫茫如流水，休将名利挂心头。
粗茶淡饭随缘过，富贵荣华莫强求。
静坐常思自己过，闲谈莫论他人非。
能受苦乃为志士，肯吃亏不是痴人。
敬君子方显有德，怕小人不算无能。
退一步天高地阔，让三分心平气和。
于进步需思退步，若着手先虑放手。
如得意不宜重往，凡做事应有余步。
持黄金不为珍贵，知安乐方值千斤。
事临头三思为妙，怒伤心忍让为高。
切勿贪意外之财，知足者人心长乐。

夫妻篇

须知家和万事兴，爱夫妻过一生。
互敬互爱又互助，稍有差错互劝惩。
夫妻之情重如山，荣辱厉害都相关。
欲求美满诚为先，推心置腹不欺瞒。
不听教唆不受骗，信任理解最为先。
相互猜疑会成患，朝花暮柳该批判。
一方有过耐心劝，循序善诱莫野蛮。
一方有患莫怨烦，体贴照顾莫疏远。
人生就象一场戏，因为有缘才相遇。
相扶到老不容易，是否应该去珍惜。
为了小事发脾气，静心想想又何必。
别人生气我不气，气出病来无人替。
我若气死谁如意，况且伤神又费力。
邻居亲朋不要比，子孙琐事由他去。
吃苦享乐在一起，神仙羡慕好伴侣。

兄弟篇

兄弟同居忍便安，莫因毫末起争端。
眼前生子又兄弟，留与儿孙作样看。
财物区区莫认真，一家到底是天亲。
万般要看爹娘面，骨肉同胞有几人。
都受爹娘养育恩，桃花千朵本同根。
莫将姐妹来轻看，十指咬破与心连。

交友篇

酒肉朋友不可交，交友须交正直人。
善友自有兰芝香，缓急相依见性真。
无赖之徒宜疏远，长期相处臭气熏。
臭气熏染沾恶习，深入泥潭难追悔。

星座分级~娱乐~

2011-01-05T12:08:00.018+08:00

一等星座：

天蝎座（深谋远虑，深藏不露，诡计多端，有魄力，有野心，意志极强，洞察力极强，实数12星星之冠！）

摩羯座（吃苦耐劳，大器晚成，有野心，忍辱负重，坚韧不拔，意志顽强，仅次于天蝎座的优等星座！）

水瓶座（思维怪异，非常人能及，异常冷静，行为古怪独特，捉摸不定。一个极其有魅力的外星人星座）

二等星座：

狮子座（有领导才能，有魄力，敢作敢当，缺点是骄傲自大，不听好言相劝）

天秤座（优雅，有风度，仪表堂堂，朋友众多。不过此星无主见，好享受）

金牛座（稳重、踏实，有艺术细胞，为人较诚实。不过此星多为守财奴，一生为金钱劳碌）

双子座（快人快语，思维敏捷，反映奇快，交际能力强。不过此星说多错多，三心两意，无定性）

射手座（直性子，交际能力堪称12星星之最，朋友众多，喜欢自由自在不受拘束的生活，不过此星星没啥耐心，做事半途而废。又花心，不踏实，不忠实）

三等星座：

白羊座（此星星多为冲动之人，没脑子，天真，好斗。）

巨蟹座（此星星只知道妈妈，小孩，爱情。哭鼻子。男螃蟹也是如此，没出息）

处女座（龟毛之王，神经质，斤斤计较，洁癖，不合群。比较令人讨厌的星座）

双鱼座（一生活在梦幻之中，12星座中最脆弱的星座，没主见，任人摆布。嗜酒、烟、毒。同时此星星犯罪率也是12星座之首）

【失恋後记】

双鱼座会大醉一场；金牛座会抱头痛哭

巨蟹座会打电话诉苦；狮子座会去海边吹风

射手座会看遍所有电影；处女座会闭关三天三夜

摩羯座会认真检讨反省；牡羊座会到ＫＴＶ嘶吼

天秤座会吃尽所有美食；天蝎座会再找下一个情人

双子座会订机票出国散心；水瓶座会疯狂Ｓｈｏｐｐｉｎｇ

【情绪ＥＱ】

处女天生对忧虑情有独锺

金牛很能控制自己的情绪

水瓶非常冷漠，不讲私人感情

巨蟹多变的心情就像海水的潮汐

天秤偶尔发怒，极不愿听命於人

双鱼无法忍受长期被孤立的痛苦

射手不会沈溺在任何负面的情绪中

狮子会将不佳的情绪全部隐藏起来

摩羯会对自己的情绪和求加以批判

双子最不愿被束缚，无法忍受单调呆板

天蝎爱恨分明，不与他人分享自己的心情和感觉

牡羊会为不合理的事而抗争，经常以温驯的外表来掩饰内心的愤怒

【爱情考验】

狮子的爱就像大碗的牛肉面货真价实

金牛的爱就像是温暖的毛衣好看又有用

巨蟹的爱就像好吃的蛋糕吃了还想再吃

水瓶的爱就像国父革命一样一次接著一次

天秤的爱像巧克力很多人喜欢吃但吃不了很多

摩羯的爱就像拿在手中的面包拿到就是你的了

双鱼的爱是牺牲奉献的所以记得要好好珍惜喔

处女的爱就像洗衣机包容你的缺点洗净你的污点

牡羊的爱就像冬天里的一把火小心不要让火给熄了

双子的爱就像一阵风吹起来很舒服但是永远摸不著

天蝎的爱就像麻辣火锅吃得过瘾但是吃完一定拉肚子　　

射手的爱就像骑马打仗般刺激不是马上摔死就是被乱箭射死

【失恋时期】

水瓶座说感觉不对劲早散早好

巨蟹座说心中一阵刺痛！我待他可不薄啊

射手座说这样就吹了？想得美我要讨个公道

天蝎座说你敢？再给你一次机会否则就等著瞧

金牛座说真是没良心好在我绝不吃亏先把帐算一算

双子座说真的假的？如果不是在开玩笑只好看著办了

牡羊座说有啥了不起天涯何处无芳草真是有眼不识货

天秤座说好聚好散看似随缘其实念念不忘萦绕心头不去

狮子座说此处无望只好到别处，自尊的笑容掩盖了伤心

摩羯座说暗自怀念不知道要说些什堋但将来要让他後悔

双鱼座说这是什堋结局？我有错吗？静待另外的一片天

处女座说晴天霹雳、乌云遮日、可恶应该遭受天打雷劈

【生气时】

金牛座是大吃一顿懒得理

天蝎座是天塌下来他也懒的理

射手座是这口气不出不快准备麻布袋

狮子座是管他三七二十一直接找他算帐

巨蟹座是嘴巴说说就好最好做个梦扁扁他

双鱼座是躲起来写一篇浪漫悲情的苦情诗

水瓶座是咽不下这口气好歹也要冷嘲热讽一番

天秤座是惹我的话就亲近他阿谀他敲他一顿大餐

摩羯座是怕惹事会偷偷骂就好有事发生快点装笑脸

双子座是联合次要敌人除掉主要敌人有绝对复仇论

处女座是记性很好君子报仇十年不晚等到他没戒心时

牡羊座是想拿钱砸人不过还是捡起来拿去花掉比较能发泄

【定情大观】

天蝎座：宁静的表情下，却有万马在内心奔腾

双鱼座：早就有预感了，默默接受，留下无限的回味

射手座：女对某个男的把手搭在肩上，男对某个女的靠得很近，没有排斥的话

摩羯座：迟迟没行动，真让旁人捏了一把冷汗，终於说了

双子座：我是真心的，接下去的动作就像挖到宝一样快乐

狮子座：找不到本垒和一垒间还有什堋，彼此欣赏後应如此

牡羊座：轻吻脸庞，丝丝暖意涌上，猴急地想进行下个步骤

水瓶座：像在开玩笑又有点正式，会心一笑知道我的意思吧

金牛座：很自然，但一垒和二垒的界线如此分明，再看看吧

天秤座：关怀的企图，两人相会的时间增多，动作就跟著来

处女座：无意间小手搭上了线，脸红润，就暂时保持现状吧

巨蟹座：愈走愈近，就这样短暂的双眸凝视後，说明了一切

【单恋时候】

天蝎座说心头在绞痛，我不甘心！我还要再试一试

水瓶座说我的爱是一片真心！没有结果，错不在我…

摩羯座说有点想，又有点不想，可以单恋，也可以不恋

双子座说每个都不错，不是我没品味，是我不想陷入单恋

天秤座说我已表明、已付出，我知道问题在哪、该怎堋做

处女座说思念，欣赏，喜欢，我已经很努力了，还能怎样

射手座说我的爱！不接受？没关系，这并不代表我的失败

金牛座说我真的比不上别人吗？冷静想想後，算了，不想了

双鱼座说辗转难眠，连梦中都在想，我们俩到底有没有缘份

巨蟹座说剪不掉，理还乱，若真的没希望就把思慕永埋心底

狮子座说我有哪一点配不上？什堋！我想应该还有点机会

牡羊座说不懂得欣赏我，再试试，若再没反应...哼！不识货

【隐藏个性】

清纯的处女座其实是很好色

现实的摩羯座其实是很浪漫的

慷慨的天秤座基本上是小气的

温驯的双鱼座也有冷绘的一面

很个性化的水瓶座并不爱出风头

谨慎细心的天蝎座也会被礼物感动

看似磊落的狮子座其实暗中注意每个人

看似冷漠的双子座会躲在无人之处流泪

爱冒险的射手座不喜欢生活秩序遭破坏

看似粗枝大叶的牡羊座其实喜欢做家事

胆小的巨蟹座其实有舍弃一切的冒险精神

诚实的金牛座也会骗人而且不觉得有罪恶感

【伤透脑筋】

找不到开创方向的牡羊座

不能没有工作的处女座赋闲在家

居然叫水瓶座不要作怪、不要胡思乱想…粉难地

生性好奇的双子座，整日面对著无聊的东西

想学点才艺的狮子座，却不知道该学什堋玩意

对钱财满在乎的金牛座，眼看著朋友借钱不还

渴望感情回报的巨蟹座，却遇上不知感激的人

热爱自由、旅行的射手座，被留校、留职察看

眼看摩羯座的目标就快要达成了，却偏偏出现阻碍

怕被朋友误解的天秤座，有一天真的被朋友误解了

擅长发挥想像力的双鱼座，被要求背些死记的东西

心爱的人居然敢对天蝎座隐瞒，这下得吃点苦头了

【情话绵绵】

摩羯座说爱你，是我一生无悔的选择

双子座说爱你到明年情人节也不想停

双鱼座说你就是我最美、最浪漫的邂逅

狮子座说没有人能代替你在我心中的地位

射手座说你是我今生唯一的、最终的情人

天秤座说你是我一生的依恋，爱你直到永远

处女座说你明白我的心，我热切渴盼你的爱

天蝎座说你是我最致命的吸引力，爱你爱上瘾了

金牛座说没有你，我的世界将无法运转，濒临末日了

牡羊座说「我爱你」三个字不够，应该是「我超爱你」四个字才对

巨蟹座说星期一到星期六，想你、爱你，星期日，我用快递把我送给你

水瓶座说你对我「用力」放电的那一刻开始，我就意乱情迷，神魂颠倒至今

1.不依赖男友的女生

第一名天蝎座（证明自己有能力）

第二名射手座（独立好强不爱被啰嗦）

第三名牡羊座（急性子演不来小女人）

第四名水瓶座（隐性依赖慎重挑选男友）

第五名魔羯座（自主自强为自己存私房钱）

2.最爱装坚强的女生

第一名射手座（说了也没用）

第二名天蝎座（一定要撑过去）

第三名魔羯座（觉得哭很丢脸）

第四名狮子座（倔强又逞强）

第五名双子座（表面不在乎）

3.会签婚前协议书的人

第一名水瓶座（有些事还是说清楚好）

第二名金牛座（细节谈清楚再享受）

第三名处女座（你机车我比你还机车）

第四名天蝎座（保障自己的权利）

第五名魔羯座（白纸黑字就安心）

4.会找爸爸型情人的女生

第一名巨蟹座（就喜欢当女儿）

第二名金牛座（男人老成好)

第三名牡羊座（找回女孩儿本性）

第四名天平座（顺理成章的依赖）

第五名双鱼座（可以真诚的撒娇）

5.感情上最有成人之美的男生

第一名双子座（好来好散）

第二名魔羯座（讲道理评估轻重）

第三名射手座（合则聚不合则散）

第四名水瓶座（随缘不强求）

第五名天平座（装也要装成风度）

6.对感情心太软的男生

第一名处女座（戏剧性的人格易激动）

第二名天蝎座（尽量不要辜负人）

第三名双子座（女生一哭就没辙）

第四名狮子座（外貌强硬内心脆弱）

第五名天平座（不忍心拒绝别人)

7.感情骗术最高强的男生

第一名双鱼座（当下认真不像骗徒）

第二名巨蟹座（外热内冷清楚自己在干嘛）

第三名水瓶座（要全面控制恋爱进度）

第四名射手座（真真假假令人摸不清）

第五名牡羊座（装天真令人不设防)

8.会把老婆当小情人疼的男生

第一名天蝎座（热情不怕公开表现）

第二名处女座（就爱肉麻当有趣）

第三名天平座（出手大方有求必应）

第四名双鱼座（浪漫是应该的）

第五名射手座（捍卫爱情嘴巴超甜)

9.十二星座老婆最让老公头疼的地方

牡羊座总是晚回家

金牛座死都说不通

双子座杂事一大堆

巨蟹座太精打细算

狮子座永远说不得

处女座同一件事说不得

天平座实在是个烂好人

天蝎座翻脸如翻书

射手座严肃口如刀

魔羯座太缺乏情趣

水瓶座看来难取悦

双鱼座像个管家婆

10.管另一半最有一套的人女生

第一名双鱼座（恩威并施）

第二名金牛座（硬性确定直接讲清楚）

第三名狮子座（捍卫原则非常明确）

11.管另一半最有一套的人男生

第一名金牛座（说话恐吓无所不管）

第二名射手座（举例说明冷嘲热讽）

第三名天蝎座（太鸡婆就是爱管)

12.谈恋爱最快不顾形象的女生

第一名巨蟹座（简单朴素就是美）

第二名牡羊座（爱就是坦白说出来）

第三名双子座（把握年轻及时行乐）

第四名射手座（诚意面对感觉）

第五名天蝎座（真心最重要)

13.最会耽误女孩子青春的男生

第一名魔羯座（先立业后成家）

第二名水瓶座（一直骑驴找马）

第三名双鱼座（好像不止一个对象）

第四名双子座（不牢靠长不大）

第五名巨蟹座（无法下定决定）

14.在喜欢的人面前反而害羞的男生

第一名水瓶座（不敢正视喜欢的人）

第二名金牛座（像小孩儿容易脸红）

第三名双子座（就是会躲开心仪的人）

第四名巨蟹座（有点悲观本性害羞）

第五名狮子座（得失心重放不开）

15.感情路上叫好不叫座的女生

第一名魔羯座（总是严肃难接近）

第二名天蝎座（态度高傲没人敢追）

第三名狮子座（高处不胜寒芳心寂寞）

16.单身也可以很快乐的女生

第一名水瓶座（消除压力找回自我）

第二名巨蟹座（受伤后宁愿独立自立）

第三名射手座（没有牵绊自由自在）

第四名天蝎座（体会到自己难相处）

第五名魔羯座（谈恋爱太辛苦不如工作）

17.谈恋爱最强悍的女生

第一名金牛座（认真面对真相）

第二名魔羯座（自己处理抵挡外界）

第三名牡羊座（勇敢挑战一切）

第四名天蝎座（不想留下遗憾）

第五名双鱼座（身段柔软很能熬）

18.地下情可以维持最久的人

第一名双子座（为在意的人可以牺牲）

第二名巨蟹座（认定了就咬牙忍住）

第三名魔羯座（耐力强但要有计划）

第四名天平座（念旧情拖拖拉拉）

第五名水瓶座（以对方为重但要忠诚）

19.最快对另一半失去兴趣的人

第一名天蝎座（不能互动觉得无聊）

第二名射手座（近距离就会开始挑剔）

第三名双子座（热情过后只剩空虚）

20.男人眼中的花蝴蝶女

第一名双子座（很有办法引人注目）

第二名牡羊座（举手投足有自信）

第三名射手座（个性不羁难捉摸）

第四名天平座（到处放电又有办法）

第五名双鱼座（每个人都觉得她人缘好）

21.秘密恋情多到超乎想象的人男生

第一名双鱼座（谨慎小心表面功夫好）

第二名天平座（处处留情又要顾及形象）

第三名巨蟹座（绝不能破坏形象）

22.秘密恋情多到超乎想象的人女生

第一名双鱼座（想要一直有恋爱的感觉）

第二名水瓶座（为了证明自己的魅力）

第三名魔羯座（控制力强但热情澎湃）

23.会坦然面对旧恋情的人

第一名天蝎座（转化为一种成长）

第二名射手座（过去的就理清楚）

第三名牡羊座（敢作敢当勇于承认）

第四名双鱼座（只要不影响形象）

第五名双子座（心理介意强迫自己坦然）

24.结婚恋爱对象大不同的男生

第一名水瓶座（恋爱花心婚后死板）

第二名金牛座（恋爱浪漫婚后务实）

第三名巨蟹座（恋爱小李子婚后大老爷）

25.恋爱神经最大条的人

第一名牡羊座（除非他自己煞到）

第二名金牛座（活在自己的世界里）

第三名巨蟹座（对感情有些悲观）

第四名射手座（宁可不要太纤细）

第五名天蝎座（感受不到对方放的电）

26.最忘不了初恋情人的人

第一名巨蟹座（记住初恋的感觉）

第二名水瓶座（往往成为烙印与伤痕）

第三名射手座（是一辈子的遗憾）

第四名天平座（觉得有所愧疚）

第五名魔羯座（曾经付出过真心）

27.绯闻不沾锅的男生

第一名巨蟹座（非常注意形象与风度）

第二名射手座（不喜欢私人问题曝光）

第三名金牛座（低调小心掩饰得很好）

第四名魔羯座（形象好够努力）

第五名双鱼座（绯闻反而像宣传）

28.跟另一半吵架最会撂狠话的人

第一名天蝎座（用尽方法攻击对方）

第二名狮子座（维护尊严一定要赢）

第三名巨蟹座（踩到罩们就歇斯底里）

第四名金牛座（怒极反笑揶揄伤人）

第五名牡羊座（有话直说脏话出口）

29.十二星座男会想娶回家的老婆类型

牡羊座会理财的女生

金牛座能和家人朋友相处融洽的女生

双子座炒饭能力一级棒的女生

巨蟹座一定要生且喜欢小孩儿的女生

狮子座有妈妈味道的女生

处女座气质清纯无污染型的女生

天平座性感漂亮的女生

天蝎座能让他、听他、容忍他的女生

射手座个性特殊又聪明的女生

魔羯座事业得力好助手的女生

水瓶座家世背景好的女生

双鱼座能让他少奋斗20年的女生

30.对男生最会用心机的女生

第一名双鱼座（以退为进装可怜）

第二名水瓶座（装乖让男人服服帖帖）

第三名天蝎座（存心要骗没有骗不过的）

31.十二星座男生谈恋爱的致命缺点

牡羊座一股脑的热情吓坏人

金牛座只想占有不付出

双子座能把自己当主角依心情谈恋爱

巨蟹座阴晴不定捉摸不定

狮子座自尊强容易受伤吃醋

处女座优柔寡断患得患失

天平座朋友与情人界限不清

天蝎座超爱黏人惹人烦

射手座永远让人找不到

魔羯座对情人冷淡却不许另一半冷淡他

水瓶座太喜欢掌控进度

双鱼座对谁都暧昧不清

32.无怨无悔帮另一半的女生

第一名天蝎座（帮你帮到没自己）

第二名牡羊座（爱管闲事爱*手）

第三名处女座（为你什么都愿意）

第四名巨蟹座（不论如何都帮你）

第五名金牛座（认定了就咬牙撑)

33.恋情总是戏剧化的星座

第一名狮子座（恋爱就要轰轰烈烈）

第二名双鱼座（过程保证曲折离奇）

第三名天蝎座（不赚热泪就没美感）

第四名双子座（总是选到不该爱的人）

第五名牡羊座（越想简单就越复杂）

34.容易与真爱擦身而过的人

第一名水瓶座（越爱的反而越害怕）

第二名狮子座（怕太爱别人而迷失自己）

第三名双子座（年少轻狂装不在乎）

第四名金牛座（想太多又太坚持步调）

第五名天平座（恋爱游戏玩多了的苦果）

35.最毒蛇的老婆星座

第一名射手座（哪壶不开提哪壶）

第二名天蝎座（一定让你比她更伤心）

第三名狮子座（自尊受伤就强烈反击）

第四名牡羊座（有话就直说不经大脑）

第五名天平座（冷血翻旧账）

36.专爱坏女人的男人星座

第一名双子座（天生犯贱要人整）

第二名魔羯座（喜欢有想法的女生）

第三名牡羊座（坏怀的才有感觉）

第四名射手座（宁可女人聪明不要太乖）

第五名天蝎座（使坏会增添生活情趣）

37.为了事业宁愿抛弃爱情的人

第一名牡羊座（一次只能做好一件事）

第二名魔羯座（不会为小事而伤害大计划）

第三名水瓶座（害怕沉溺于感情）

第四名狮子座（要有本钱宠爱你）

第五名巨蟹座（现实的残酷）

38.最表里不一的星座

第一名巨蟹座（希望讨好所有人）

第二名天平座（希望场面和平）

第三名处女座（为求生存会做表面功夫）

第四名射手座（永远都会装没事）

第五名水瓶座（会按奈自己的情绪）

39.爱情失忆症的星座

第一名双鱼座（会顾左右而言他）

第二名天蝎座（会自我保护越神秘越好）

第三名射手座（只记得印象最深刻的部分）

第四名处女座（每段恋情都是新的开始）

第五名狮子座（过去的记忆都是伤害）

40.不计较名份的女生

第一名巨蟹座（为了对方牺牲也愿意）

第二名双子座（讲求两人在一起的感觉）

第三名牡羊座（认为实质比名份重要）

第四名处女座（爱上对方就被蒙蔽）

第五名双鱼座（为了没结果的爱情着迷）

41.恋爱中注定让别人受伤的星座

第一名水瓶座（掌控权在他手里）

第二名射手座（热情专注让人失去戒心）

第三名天平座（不懂拒绝别人）

第四名魔羯座（太理性把丑话说在前）

第五名双子座（情绪反复不定）

42.不值得等待的花心男

第一名牡羊座（翻脸无情不回头）

第二名魔羯座（花心会一犯再犯）

第三名射手座（老了一样搞飞机）

43.在情人面前超重视形象的女生

第一名天蝎座（有困难也不跟男又开口）

第二名射手座（装快乐装不在乎）

第三名魔羯座（相处起来不自然）

第四名狮子座（爱装清纯）

第五名处女座（爱装高贵）

44.十二星座女生散发的独特魅力

牡羊座单纯可爱又落落大方

金牛座个性稳重气质高雅

双子座明星气质带动流行

巨蟹座温暖亲切激励人心

狮子座豪爽大方真情流露

处女座全力以赴自律严

天平座美丽优雅好相处

天蝎座性感神秘美丽十足

射手座笑容甜美身材火辣好相处

魔羯座品位好个性认真又负责

水瓶座气质空灵又聪明绝顶

双鱼座无辜性感又好学

45.会背叛海誓山盟的人

第一名射手座男（没东西能守住他们）

第二名魔羯座女（以实际力最大考量）

第三名水瓶座女（不想当死守的傻瓜）

第四名金牛座女（现实有自己的标准）

第五名双鱼座男（海誓山盟多的是）

46.婚后变成母老虎的女生

第一名狮子座（家中大权一把抓）

第二名牡羊座（更加强势万事肩扛）

第三名天蝎座（恨铁不成钢要求高）

第四名双鱼座（很有主见跟事业心）

第五名水瓶座（吵架是在讲道理）

47.爱拿另一半跟人做比较的人

第一名天蝎座男（比人家好就得意）

第二名巨蟹座女（应该要比别人强）

第三名处女座男（希望看起来有办法）

第四名天平座女（私下偷偷比较）

第五名双鱼座女（希望对方越来越好）

48.取悦老公花招最多的女生

第一名双鱼座（撒娇来增加生活情趣）

第二名双子座（可爱的花招一堆）

第三名金牛座（用心经营花招）

49.最害怕走入婚姻的男生

第一名射手座（不甘心放弃自由）

第二名双鱼座（不轻易接下责任）

第三名天蝎座（结婚会贬低身价）

50.管不了的老公

第一名金牛座（让你自讨苦吃）

第二名狮子座（你怎么可以踩在他头上）

第三名水瓶座（你管他就来阴的）

第四名射手座（不相信他就故意气死你）

第五名牡羊座（管也没有用）

51.感情上最晚熟的男生

第一名魔羯座（不做没把握的事）

第二名射手座（永远不会成熟）

第三名牡羊座（生理比心理早熟）

52.感情上最晚熟的女生

第一名处女座（害怕犯错误所以宁可不试）

第二名天平座（友情爱情分不清）

第三名双鱼座（永远犯同样的错）

53.最受不了笨情人的人

第一名双子座（和你在一起真的没意思）

第二名射手座（脑袋不好就滚开）

第三名魔羯座（没耐心解释）

54.分手后只会想起旧情人的好的人

第一名巨蟹座（只会记得好的）

第二名水瓶座（不念旧恶）

第三名狮子座（表示自己有身价）

55.搞外遇最神不知鬼不觉的老公

第一名巨蟹座（到他死你才会发现）

第二名金牛座（惦惦吃三碗公）

第三名射手座（没罪恶感又细心）

56.越老越色的男生

第一名魔羯座（有钱有权爱怎样就怎样）

第二名狮子座（开始互补心态）

第三名处女座（胆子大了起来）

57.婚礼一定要豪华气派的新娘

第一名狮子座（面子一定要足）

第二名处女座（梦幻世纪婚礼）

第三名巨蟹座（一定要慎重）

58.早婚而离婚几率高的星座

第一名射手座（一定有被骗的感觉）

第二名双子座（把结婚想得太简单）

第三名牡羊座（心态未成熟又冲动）

59.喜欢挑战高难度情人的星座

第一名双鱼座（没有谁不敢追）

第二名牡羊座（越难越有挑战）

第三名金牛座（很有自信锲而不舍）

第四名天蝎座（不信自己搞不定）

第五名射手座（品味特殊）

60.作风最大胆的女生

第一名双子座（开发自己）

第二名水瓶座（出乎意外的行为）

第三名牡羊座（勇于追求感情）

61.最会甜言蜜语的男生

第一名双子座（死的都能说成活的）

第二名双鱼座（嘴巴超级甜）

第三名天蝎座（要说就要跟真的一样）

62.抢别人男友也没罪恶感的狐狸精

第一名双鱼座（是他爱上我的）

第二名双子座（是他自己有问题）

第三名水瓶座（感情是自由的）

63.恋爱时最容易因另外一半改变自己的

第一名天蝎座（为了得到先变再说）

第二名射手座（配合对方生活习惯）

第三名天平座（被要求所以改变）

64.超难把的女生

第一名处女座（故意出难题考验你）

第二名射手座（若有似无的干兄妹）

第三名天平座（始终被隔绝在安全观察）

65.谈感情最低调的人

第一名射手座（感情的事干吗说）

第二名巨蟹座（偷偷来比较安心）

第三名金牛座（本性就很低调）

66.看朋友比女友重的男生

第一名牡羊座（女朋友有就好了）

第二名天平座（人际关系跟前途有关）

第三名水瓶座（朋友比什么都重要）

67.会以结婚为前提交往的女生

第一名巨蟹座（即要交往就要结婚）

第二名处女座（对婚姻有幻觉）

第三名金牛座（一心一意要结婚）

68.不做情人也做不了朋友的人

第一名金牛座（没必要面对）

第二名双鱼座（怕继续幻想）

第三名天蝎座（爱与恨的交错）

69.容易有异国恋情的人

第一名双子座（好奇、虚荣炫耀）

第二名水瓶座（试试新奇的）

第三名天平座（随缘的心态）

70.最喜欢挑战不可能情人的女生

第一名处女座（相信事在人为）

第二名双子座（个性好强）

第三名双鱼座（喜欢的就认了）

71.最想嫁入豪门的女生

第一名巨蟹座（要嫁就嫁好一点）

第二名狮子座（这样才风光）

第三名水瓶座（何妨进入上流）

72.最激不得的男生

第一名狮子座（谁说也不行）

第二名天蝎座（最讨厌看扁）

第三名金牛座（越激就越不理你）

73.对感情最死心眼的女生

第一名水瓶座（谁说也没用）

第二名金牛座（不到黄河不死心）

第三名狮子座（无奈没法转移）

74.挑男友眼光最另类的女生

第一名射手座（个性合得来就好）

第二名牡羊座（又感觉最重要）

第三名双子座（引起兴趣就可以）

75.派对女王

第一名狮子座（特爱热闹场所）

第二名天平座（处处受欢迎）

第三名双子座（情绪high 点子多）

76.把男生最主动的女生

第一名双鱼座（好对象要把握）

第二名牡羊座（冲昏头就去追）

第三名天蝎座（不像错过或放过）

77.最爱在男生面前争宠的女生

第一名双子座（无所不用其极）

第二名双鱼座（以退为进）

第三名巨蟹座（不甘心被冷落）

78.值得长期投资等待的男生

第一名天平座（等越久领越多）

第二名金牛座（最后终于变乖）

第三名天蝎座（会有感恩之心）

79.爱偷吃的男生

第一名双子座（什么都吃吃看）

第二名双鱼座（每天都需要浪漫）

第三名天平座（爱朋友不会拒绝）

80.对感情最会满口仁义道德的人

第一名牡羊座（其实很会说谎）

第二名天蝎座（自喜欢以正派形象出现）

第三名魔羯座（说得很老实又诚恳)

81.最难被驯服的女生

第一名处女座（就爱唱反调）

第二名射手座（跟你保持距离）

第三名双子座（若有似无的爱搞怪）

82.最不适合装可爱的女生

第一名魔羯座（不自然时残不忍睹）

第二名天平座（其实是外表可爱）

第三名牡羊座（若是装就会很做作）

83.容易上女人当的男人

第一名天平座（只要人求心就软）

第二名狮子座（男人就该保护女人）

第三名牡羊座（遇到尤物就被牵着走）

84.感情路上最不会吸取教训的笨蛋

第一名天蝎座（容易被小的动作打动）

第二名双子座（一再落入好奇中）

第三名牡羊座（人定胜天愿赌服输）

第四名天平座（被谁追就算谁的）

第五名双鱼座（自尊心强会矜持住）

85.容易被男友欺负的女生

第一名狮子座（外强中干）

第二名牡羊做（容易被骗利用）

第三名射手座（有苦说不出）

86.最不能忍受的不完美的人

第一名处女座（超完美主义）

第二名天蝎座（有点强迫症）

第三名水瓶座（会辗转难眠）

87.在外爱装大男人的男生

第一名狮子座（说话一定要逞强）

第二名巨蟹座（谁也别命令我）

第三名处女座（毕竟就是爱面子）

88.对另一半疑心病最重的人

第一名天蝎座（一定要完全掌控）

第二名金牛座（不能容忍一粒沙）

第三名狮子座（地域性很强）

89.挽回旧情人只为甩掉对方的星座

第一名狮子座（一定要赢）

第二名水瓶座（报复对方的狠心）

第三名射手座（惩罚坏蛋）

90.外遇最容易玩出火的男生

第一名牡羊座（以为能一手遮天太天真）

第二名双子座（没想到擦枪走火）

第三名处女座（激发女性复仇本能）

第四名天蝎座（占有欲作祟）

第五名狮子座（自以为能掌控）

91.搭讪手法最瞎的男生

第一名牡羊座（要白痴让人尴尬）

第二名魔羯座（一只考你让人讨厌）

第三名金牛座（偷偷来常吓倒人）

第四名巨蟹座（可怜形象以退为进）

第五名天蝎座（自恋展现自己的优势）

92.分手最不干脆的女生

第一名金牛座（执著放不下）

第二名水瓶座（就是认定了）

第三名牡羊座（纠缠不清）

93.最爱帮人牵红线的人

第一名巨蟹座（完全帮你设想周到）

第二名牡羊座（超级热心热情）

第三名水瓶座（好玩又可以交朋友）

94.最认命的女生

第一名天平座（除了认命还能怎样）

第二名射手座（都是自己的选择）

第三名水瓶座（坚守自己的信念）

95.对男生花心恶行容忍度最大的女生

第一名天平座（不然还能怎么样）

第二名巨蟹座（为了顾全大局）

第三名射手座（只要男友说出理由就信了)

十二星座

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最美丽： 1.天秤 2.水瓶 3.双子
最活泼： 1.白羊 2.水瓶 3.射手
最佳丈夫：金牛座
最爱洁： 1.处女2.天秤 3.魔羯
最佳父亲：狮子座
最贪吃： 1.金牛 2.天秤 3.巨蟹
最佳法官：天秤座
最贪玩： 1.水瓶 2.白羊 3.射手
最佳生意人：白羊座
最懒惰： 1.天秤 2.金牛 3.巨蟹
最佳推销员：双子座
最自大： 1.狮子 2.白羊 3.天蝎
最佳清洁员：处女座
最佳厨师：金牛座、天秤座
最佳科学家：水瓶座
最佳运动员：射手座
最容易嫉妒： 1.金牛座 2.天蝎座 3.处女座 4.射手座 5.白羊座
愿望最容易实现：1.水瓶座 2.白羊座 3.双鱼座 4.狮子座 5.双子座

史上最全的星座排名(2)

最佳组合：
1. 天秤 + 狮子 2. 金牛 + 巨蟹 3. 双子 + 水瓶
水瓶座 — 最怕没有心灵自由
双鱼座 — 最怕现实压力
白羊座 — 最怕输给别人、怕失败、怕无聊
金牛座 — 最怕改变、怕饿
双子座 — 最怕落伍、怕别人有自已没有
巨蟹座 — 最怕没安全感
狮子座 — 最怕没面子
处女座 — 最怕犯错、怕被批评
天秤座 — 最怕孤单、怕没朋友
天蝎座 — 最怕别人背叛他、怕没权威
射手座 — 最怕失去行动自由、怕被叮咛
魔羯座 — 最怕没钱、怕出糗、怕面子没地方挂

最受男生欢迎的女生
1.天秤座：你的美貌和成熟的举动很能吸引异性
2.双鱼座：你会散发无依感，旁人会不由自主地想保护你
3.射手座：他们认为和你很好相处，因此你很受男孩子欢迎
4.水瓶座：你很会打扮，反应又快，因而受到他们的爱戴
5.双子座：风趣的言谈和爽朗的形象是你受欢迎的原因
6.处女座：你清纯的气质很能打动男孩的心
7.金牛座：你稳重温和的个性很受欢迎，就是缺少点女人味
8.巨蟹座：爱撒娇使你大受欢迎，但是你却不懂察言观色
9.牡羊座：你缺少女人味，活力太过充沛使男孩对你退避三舍
10.狮子座：高傲的你令男孩子望而却步，怕将来被你骑在头上
11.天蝎座：你浑身散发的神秘气息，让男孩子觉得你难以接近
12.魔羯座：你冷酷又我行我素，让他们觉得向你示好就会被你轻视

白羊座：冲动第一名，做事后悔第一名，火气大第一名，大胆第一名，敢爱敢恨第一名。
金牛座：稳重第一名，节检第一名，贪财第一名，可靠第一名，吃苦耐劳第一名。
双子座：八卦第一名，聪慧第一名，crazy第一名，幽默第一名，多话第一名。
巨蟹座：体贴第一名，爱吃第一名，爱家第一名，孝顺第一名，多愁善感第一名。
狮子座：自信第一名，爱现第一名，要面子第一名，品味第一名，风度第一名。
处女座：细心第一名，挑剃第一名，爱干净第一名，小题大做第一名，吃醋第一名。
天秤座：爱美第一名，犹豫第一名，懒惰第一名，善辩第一名，公正第一名。
天蝎座：痴情第一名，扮酷第一名，魅力第一名，冷冰冰第一名，理智第一名。
射手座：贪玩第一名，糊涂第一名，可爱第一名，勇于尝试第一名，心无城府第一名。
摩羯座：严肃第一名，镇定第一名，忍耐第一名，认真第一名，保守第一。
水瓶座：好奇第一名，好学第一名，创意第一名，另类第一名，创造奇迹第一名。
双鱼座：心软第一名，敏感第一名，多疑第一名，爱作梦第一名，胡思乱第一名。

最多女强人：双子
最少女强人：巨蟹
最会逗人开心：天秤
最会投机取巧：双子
最不会投机取巧：山羊
最没有肚量：山羊
最有肚量：射手
最不会讨人欢心：狮子
最会讨人欢心：双鱼
最输不起：天秤;狮子
最感性：巨蟹
最知性：处女;水瓶
最理性：水瓶
最痴情：巨蟹
最爱往外跑：射手
最爱在家里：巨蟹
最没原则：双子
最难理解：水瓶
最不会计较：巨蟹
最没有秘密：狮子
最易被理解：狮子;牡羊
最神秘.最不相信人：天蝎座
最拘谨：处女
最客观：天秤
最主观：狮子
最喜欢刺激：射手;牡羊;双子
最爱好和平：金牛;巨蟹;射手
最易羞涩：金牛;巨蟹;天蝎
最喜欢独处：水瓶
最苛刻：双鱼
生气时最可怕：天蝎
最会看人脸色：双子
最敢与众不同：水瓶
最迟钝：金牛
反应最快：双子
最优柔寡断：天秤
最不重视纪律：射手;水瓶
最不体贴：双子
翻脸最彻底：天蝎
最会攀关系：双子
最不势头眼：双鱼
最不会内疚：天秤
最冲动：牡羊;牡羊;狮子
最大男人主义：天蝎;牡羊
最值得信赖：山羊
记忆力最好：双鱼
最不会记恨：天秤;射手
最公正：天秤
最念旧：双鱼
最矛盾：双子
最多重性格：双子
时常最正经：金牛
最不喜欢交朋友：天蝎
最有耐心：金牛
最没耐心：射手;狮子
最喜欢交朋友：射手;天秤
最容易交到坏朋友：射手
最会讲电话：天秤
最温柔：金牛
最体贴：巨蟹
最不会看脸色：射手
最讲义气：天蝎;狮子
最懒：水瓶
最雄辩：天秤;水瓶
最受不了被批评：山羊
最易感觉满足：巨蟹
最固执：金牛
最守秩序：金牛
最可能当黑马：水瓶
最会临时抱佛脚：双子;射手
最怕浪费：金牛
最怕肉麻：山羊
最有上进心：山羊
最大胆：牡羊
最重视外表：天秤
最多壮身材：牡羊;金牛
最多女性娇小：金牛
最会突发奇想：双子;射手;水瓶
最重视精神层面：水瓶
最不重视精神层面：射手
最有保护欲：狮子
最可能有收集癖：水瓶;双子
最自信：狮子
最不怕上镜头：牡羊
最有人情味：巨蟹
最不浪漫：山羊
最有崇洋倾向：天秤
最我行我素：水瓶
最怕吵：天蝎
最需要自我空间：水瓶
最会拖时间：水瓶
最不正经：双子
最爱烦恼：巨蟹;山羊
最不会烦恼：牡羊;射手
最多帅哥：射手
最多美女：水瓶
最顾家：巨蟹
品味最古怪：水瓶
灾难中最冷静：水瓶
灾难中最不冷静：狮子;牡羊
最易犯罪：射手;牡羊
最女性化：水瓶;金牛
最阳刚味：牡羊
最致力学课本外的东西：水瓶
最重自尊：狮子
最贪睡：水瓶
最会胡思乱想：双鱼
最爱幻想：水瓶;双鱼
最会聊天：水瓶
最爱用功：山羊
最不爱用功：射手
最可能国际联姻：双子
最多嫁入豪门：双子;双鱼
运气最好：双子
最会花钱：天秤
最自恋：狮子;天秤
最喜欢大自然：水瓶
最会肢体语言：双子
最喜欢黑色：天蝎
最多夜猫族：双鱼
最常作鬼脸：双鱼
最光明磊落：狮子
最无性别概念：水瓶
最会挖掘秘密：天蝎
最有个人魅力：天蝎
最让人觉得是怪人：水瓶
最爱钱：金牛
最看不起钱：水瓶
用情最专一：巨蟹
最不懂人情世故：射手
最礼尚往来：金牛
话最少：天蝎

人的本质

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1. 不吸烟饮酒的人，大都是对自已严格要求的人。一般可托终生。凡迷恋“酒色财气烟”者，一定要小心。
2. 对你吹拍人，最可能背叛你。伤你最深的人，一定是你最爱的人。百分之七十的凶杀案发生于熟人之间。“生虎犹可近，熟人不可亲。”
3. 胆小的男孩一般能成大事。打仗前思后想的，才是帅才。流泪的男人一定有爱心。举棋不定是一种美德。
4. 爱骂人的人，内心都很恐惧。长角的动物都不是食肉动物。一群人中最安静的人往往最有实力。“动如火掠，不动如山。”
5. 背叛你的女孩，再侮辱你，一生命薄。恶有恶报。早年的“班花、校花”，有几个会有晚年的幸福？“猛虎别在当道卧，困龙也有上天时。”
6. 重情之人，难有爱情之幸福。当你说岀爱字，你就处于被动。爱情的真谛是“欲擒故纵”，鲜花大都插在牛粪上。“骏马常驮痴汉走，巧女常伴愚夫眠。”

1.不要怕被别人利用，人家利用你说明你还有用.
2.做人有三碗面最难吃：人面 \场面 \情面.
3.头等人,有本事,没脾气; 二等人,有本事,有脾气; 末等人,没本事,大脾气。
4.杜月笙有句挂在嘴上的话：小心得天下，大意失荆州.
5人活在世上要靠两样东西，胆识和智慧.
6.事不要做绝，要留有余地.

这些话说给懂得人听

1. 打什么都别打女人。打了，你就什么理由都没有了。
2. 伤什么都别伤心爱人的心。伤了，你就真的没有机会了．
3. 不要用女朋友的数量来显示你的魅力。你完全可以用事业和顾家好男人来展示你的优秀。
4. 学会帮女人做家务。一个回家就只是躺在沙发上等待老婆开饭的男人，会让婚姻生活淡的比白开水还无味。
5. 如果你爱一个人，请你温柔的呵护她；如果不爱，直说。女人都很傻的，从她爱上你的那一刻，便身心俱付。
6. 帮你爱的人买礼物。你赚钱为了什么？而且，一个真正爱你的人是不会乱花你的钱的。
7. 不要真的以为得不到的才是最好的。还不如好好珍惜现在拥有的．
8. 你工作再忙，也要记得打个电话给你心爱的人，不会花掉你太多时间金钱．因为她在等待，少给她失望．
9. 女人是用来疼的，如果你没有把握让一个女人幸福，反倒一直给他难过痛苦，请记住这不是在爱她．
10. 不要认为每个女子都爱钱如命。你赚钱很辛苦，但这个世界上能养活自己的女人比比皆是。
11. 记得给她家里打电话，而不是她催着你打。人家老人家将养了几十年的女儿嫁给你，那是你多么大的福分。
12. 记得她的生日，否则有可能下一个生日她跟别人过去了。
13. 不要认为情人节送花是无聊的行为。又不是每天都要你送，找那么无聊的借口干嘛？
14. 抽固定的时间陪她。你工作都是为了生活，那么，她应该是你生活里最重要的一部分。
15. 牵她的手漫步。两个人走路，不是为了让别人看，是要两个人感觉幸福。因为十指相握是幸福。
16. 不管你在世界的哪个地方，当你的太太要生孩子时，一定要在她身边。
17. 想她的时候，告诉她。爱她的话，要说出来．她听后也一样的爱你．
18. 爱情生活或者婚姻生活是两个人的，所以不必太自我，多为对方着想和付出．
19. 偶尔给对方惊喜。爱情不一定常常在激情的最顶端，但是你可以学会制造浪漫。不要让爱情变得空洞无味．
20. 有了矛盾，立刻解决。否则怨恨会像无底洞，吞噬了你们的感情，难以重合．
21. 一起去看电影。不一定所有情节你们都记得，但是她会很久很久以后还记得你曾陪她看过电影。
22. 陪她外出散心，顺便加深感情。女人喜欢放松时男人说的心里话．
23. 吃东西时，不要傻傻的问：你吃不吃？更不要在对方说不想吃之后就立即吃个精光。那是自私的表现。
24她有人追求，说明她很有魅力，不要因此发无名火，吃无名醋。更不能误会，而是要更加去好好爱.

处事计策

1.看穿但不说穿。很多事情，只要自己心里有数就好了，没必要说出来。
2.高兴，就笑，让大家都知道。悲伤，就假装什么也没发生
3.在不违背原则的情况下 ,对别人要宽容 ,能帮就帮, 千万不要把人逼绝了 ,给人留条后路……
4.快乐最重要，谁人、何物、何事使你快乐，你就同他们在一起。何物让你不快乐，你就离开他。没有条件，创造条件也要离开他。
5.不要老在别人面前倾诉你的困境袒露你的脆弱
6.没有十全十美的东西，没有十全十美的人，关键是清楚到底想要什么。得到想要的，肯定会失去另外一部分。如果什么都想要，只会什么都得不到。
7.我喜欢一位朋友说的这句“善忘是一件好事。”
8.两个人同时犯了错，站出来承担的那一方叫宽容，另一方欠下的债，早晚都要还。
9.自己不喜欢的人，可以报之以沉默微笑；自己喜欢的人，那就随便怎么样了，因为你的喜爱会挡也挡不住地流露出来。
10.不要做刺猬 ,能不与人结仇就不与人结仇 ,谁也不跟谁一辈子 ,有些事情没必要记在心上
11.学会妥协的同时，也要坚持自己最基本的原则
12.不要停止学习。不管学习什么，语言，厨艺，各种技能
13.钱很重要，但不能依靠男人或父母，自己一定要保持一定赚钱的能力……
14.不要太高估自己在集体中的力量，因为当你选择离开时，就会发现即使没有你，太阳照常升起....
15.过去的事情可以不忘记，但一定要放下
16.即使输掉了一切，也不要输掉微笑……
17.不管做了什么选择，都不要后悔，因为后悔也于事无补
18.不要因为冲动说一些过激的话。
19.不要轻易许下承诺，做不到的承诺，比没许下更可恶。
20.不要觉得不了解也会有爱情。在不了解的时候，我们仅仅是喜欢，达不到爱情。当彼此的缺点暴露出来以后，很多时候这喜欢也就会结束了
21.说话时可以很直接，人很直爽，总比虚伪好。
22.对自己好一点，心情不好的时候，什么都别考虑，去吃自己爱吃的吧。但是别喝酒

劝世文

2011-01-02T11:59:00.000+08:00

五樣好東西

2011-01-01T11:35:00.000+08:00

因緣際會下，看到一位名吳寶芬講師的健康講座報導，她贏得滿堂喝采下，是抽絲剝

繭地打破一般人根深蒂固的錯誤飲食觀念。

為一改前非，將筆記好好整理一番！

五樣好東西是：

1. 睡前喝豆漿、(soya bean milk before sleep)

睡前喝豆漿：豆漿富含100%的優質胺基酸，可製造充分的生長激素，促進身體的新陳

代謝，消耗體內多餘的醣份和脂肪，所以睡前喝豆漿，有減肥的的效果，這就是「胺

基酸減肥法」，又叫「懶人減肥法」。

此外，大豆富含異黃酮素（天然的雌激素），可降低血液中的膽固醇，保護心臟，預

防心肌梗塞，所以女生得心血管疾病的機率只有男生的?

誘壑坐@，異黃酮素並可抑制人體鈣質的流失，還可預防與基因遺傳有關的乳癌與腸癌，因此睡前喝上一杯

250cc的豆漿，冷熱甜淡隨意，可讓您有一個好睡眠、好體質。

但是現在市面上的黃豆有80％是基因改造的，目前基因改造的食品對人體的影響如何

還未可知，購買非基因改造豆漿，建議購買無防腐劑喔，睡前喝比早上喝的效益更大。

2. 吃水果比吃蔬菜好 (fruits are better than vegetables)

吃水果比吃蔬菜好：當個「好色之徒」吧，吃水果要選香的，顏色鮮豔的，含有大量

松脂，多吃對身體有益。且吃水果比吃蔬菜好，松脂成分可抗壓，如芒果要選土芒果,

葡萄要吃紫葡萄，西瓜選無子大紅西瓜，蜜瓜選綠色的，哈蜜瓜要選肉色的，水果

中以榴璉的松脂居第一。今後別再吃西柚因會抑制肝的解毒！

3. 綠茶效益勝過水 (green tea is better than plain water)

建議喝綠茶來代替水和紅茶，因水帶不走身上不好的物質，紅茶為已發酵的熟茶，因

此綠茶優於紅茶，多喝綠茶可以降低巴金森，且綠茶含兒茶素，能保護關節軟骨緩解

疼痛。另外，泡過後無味的綠茶包，可用來擦過敏的皮膚跟濕疹唷！

4. 天天來杯咖啡吧 (a daily coffee is good for you)

喝咖啡選阿拉伯豆：每天一杯咖啡，喝咖啡的好處是咖啡可抑制多巴胺L-Dopa，預防

老化、巴金森氏症、防癌，咖啡會活化大腦命令四肢時所需要的傳導物，年老以後身

手較為協調，壞處是喝咖啡會流失鈣與一些維他命。懷孕前三個月禁喝，因易流產。

此外，喝咖啡要選阿拉伯豆，不是爪哇豆，豆子要新鮮，放久了會產生黃麴毒素。

5. 將癌細胞改邪歸正的蕃薯 (sweet potato can get away the cancel cells)

蕃薯導正病變細胞：蕃薯含神經節肝酯，能導正病變細胞；且蕃薯可以減肥，因為其

澱粉是水溶性纖維，不會囤積體內。

蕃薯的甜味是多醣，對人體有益，比吃飯更有飽足感，建議一週可用一餐蕃薯代替飯

來吃。蕃薯愈紅愈甜愈好，烤的比水煮和蒸的好，且烤後連皮一起吃更好。

專作放射線之醫師，認為『微波爐』會利用電波少一個正價電子，運用水分子之震盪

使食物變熱，所以食物易變成自由基，就會容易致癌。所以偶而方便用一下，最好還

是少用『微波爐』最好！

以下文章值得參考

人體內的有毒物質主要來源於兩個途徑：一是大氣與水源中的污染物、通過呼吸及進

餐而侵入人體內，鉛、鋁、汞等重金屬就是其代表；另一個是食物在體內代謝後的廢

物，如自由基、硫化氫等。時下，清除體內垃圾已成健康時尚。

以下方法可幫您及時清除體內毒素。

1. 主動咳嗽法 (proactive cough)

自然界中的粉塵、金屬微粒及廢氣中的毒性物質，通過呼吸進入肺臟，既損害肺臟，

又通過血液迴圈而!株連'全身。借助主動咳嗽可以'清掃'肺臟。每天到室外空氣清新

處做深呼吸運動，深吸氣時緩緩抬起雙臂，然後主動咳嗽，使氣流從口、鼻中噴出，

咳出痰液。

2. 飲水沖洗法 (have a cup of plain water after getting up in the morning)

定時排便，縮短糞便在腸道內的停留時間，及時排出糞便中的毒素。每天清晨空腹喝

一杯溫開水，有利於大便通暢以及毒素從尿液中排出。

3. 運動出汗法 (do exercises)

皮膚也是排泄毒素的途徑，主要通過出汗的方式，讓毒素隨汗液排出體外。

4. 巧用食物法

●常飲鮮果、鮮菜汁(不經炒煮)，鮮果、鮮菜汁是體內'清潔劑'，牠們能排除體內堆

積的毒素和廢物。(fruit and vegetable juices are good)

●常吃海帶，海帶對放射性物質有特別的親和力，海帶膠質能促使體內的放射性物質

隨著大號排出體外，從而減少放射性物質在人體內的積聚，也減少了放射性疾病的發

生率。( sea weeds are good)

●常喝綠豆湯，綠豆湯能輔助排泄體內的毒素，促進機體的正常代謝。(green bean

soup helps metabolism)

Hotel Scam your Credit-Card

2010-12-31T11:28:00.001+08:00

This is kinda scary if only because of how simple it is. I'll bet this works all too often.

You arrive at your hotel and check in at the front desk. When checking in, you give the front desk your credit card (for all the charges for your room). You get to your room and settle in.

"Someone" calls the front desk and asked for (example) Room 620 (which happens to be your room). Your phone rings in your room. You answer and the person on the other end says the following,

"This is the front desk. When checking in, we came cross a problem with your charge card information. Please re-read me

your credit card number and verify the last 3 digits numbers at the reverse side of your charge card."

Not thinking anything you might give this person your information, since the call seems to come from the front desk. But actually, it is a scam of someone calling from outside the hotel/front desk.

They ask for a random room number. Then, ask you for credit card information and address information. Sounding so professional that you do think you are talking to the front desk.

If you ever encounter this problem on your vacation, tell the caller that you will be down at the front desk to clear up any problems...

Then, go to the front desk and ask if there was a problem. If there was none, inform the manager of the hotel that someone called to scam you of your credit card information acting like a front desk employee.

P.S. Please help to spread the word by forwarding this email to everyone you know.. Who knows, you might just help someone avoid a nasty experience.

我現在才知道监狱与公司的区别

2010-12-30T11:24:00.006+08:00

监狱：大部分时间都在8x10尺的空间里。
公司：大部分时间都在6x8尺的空间内。

监狱：一日三餐准时进食，完全免费。
公司：进食不定时，餐数不一定，自己付钱。

监狱：表现良好可获休假。
公司：表现良好可获更多工作机会。

监狱：守卫为你开关所有房门。
公司：自行开关所有房门，遗失职员证或忘记密码将被罚款数以百元计。

监狱：拥有独立厕所。
公司：使用公厕。

监狱：亲友可探望你。
公司：办公时间不容许私人事务。

监狱：所有费用由纳税人支付，不必工作。
公司：税金由工作的收入扣除以支付公共开支，如监狱。

监狱：麻木不仁狱卒向你施压。
公司：管理阶层的手段更毒辣。

监狱：太多空余时间，可做运动健身。
公司：丝毫没有自己的时间，有损健康。

监狱：离开监狱代表重获自由。
公司：离开公司则前途茫茫。

监狱：每天可以在10:00前睡觉。
公司：一加班就不知道到几点。

监狱：每天都能吃到鱼或肉。
公司：基本上是盒饭, 盒饭, 再盒饭。

善緣貴人多

2010-12-29T11:20:00.013+08:00

# 1
有什麼觀念，就有什麼行為;
有什麼行為，就有什麼習慣;
有什麼習慣, 就有什麼性格;
有什麼性格，就有什麼命運.

# 2
對長輩謙虛是本分，
對平輩謙虛是修養，
對晚輩謙虛是高貴,
對所有人謙虛是安全。

# 3
廣結善緣的人際關係（EQ）:
最偉大的溝通技巧就是尊重別人的意見。

# 4
建立好人緣的「五心」:
誠摯心、
寬恕心、
同理心、
助人心、
感恩心。

# 5
建立好人緣的「五好」:
心地好、
態度好、
表情好、
言語好、
行為好。

# 6
心懷善念，日日是好日，
和睦鄰裡，處處是淨土。

Think before you speak...

2010-12-28T11:11:00.004+08:00

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -

the last one is great!

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could

immediately take the words back...

or that you could crawl into a hole?

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did......

FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow

and asked loudly,

"How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"

I turned around and walked back out and never went back

My husband didn't say a word...

he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.

I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes,

I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.

He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls"

THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and

passed by a store that sold a

variety of candy and nuts.

As we were looking at the display case,

the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.

I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts.."

My sister started to laugh hysterically.

The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.

To this day,

my sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY:

While in line at the bank one afternoon,

my toddler decided to release

some pent-up energy and ran amok.

I was finally able to grab hold of

her after receiving looks of disgust

and annoyance from other patrons.

I told her that if she did not start behaving

"right now" she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,

"If you don't let me go right now,

I will tell Grandma that I saw you

kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.

Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.

I mustered up the last of my dignity and

walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.

The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY:

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.

One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between erran ds

It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my taco,

I smelled something funny,

so of course I checked

my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.

Then I realized that Danny

had not asked to go potty in a while.

I asked him if he needed to go,

and he said "No".

I kept thinking

"Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.."

Then I said,

"Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"

"No," he replied.

I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.

Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,

bent over, spread his cheeks

and yelled

"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,

he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.

An old couple made me feel better,

thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days

and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,

in the future, likely think before she speaks.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

We had a female news anchor that,

the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,

turned to the weatherman and asked:

"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did he have to leave the set,

but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Now, didn't that feel good?

Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh

and remember

we all say things we don't really mean,

so think before you speak!

下輩子都不會再見... 無論愛不愛

2010-12-27T11:07:00.011+08:00

最喜歡最後一句"無論愛不愛，下輩子都不再見"，
讓我想起在上中國哲學課時老師常說的：
菩薩案前一爐香，修得來世鐵心腸，你能參得了嗎?

香港電臺知名主持人梁繼璋給兒子寫過一封信，這封信很快流傳於各大網站，很多父親看後感觸很深，我覺得不只給兒子，其實適合所有人看！

我兒：寫這備忘錄給你，基於三個原則：
（一）人生福禍無常，誰也不知可以活多久，有些事情還是早一點說好。
（二）我是你的父親，我不跟你說，沒有人會跟你說。
（三）這備忘錄記載的，都是我經過慘痛失敗得回來的體驗，可以為你的成長省回不少冤枉路。

以下，便是你在人生中要好好記住的事：

（一）對你不好的人，你不要太介懷，在你一生中，沒有人有義務要對你好，除了我和你媽媽。至於那些對你好的人，你除了要珍惜、感恩外，也請多防備一點，因為，每個人做每件事，總有一個原因，他對你好，未必真的是因為喜歡你，請你必須搞清楚，而不必太快將對方看作真朋友。

（二）沒有人是不可代替，沒有東西是必須擁有。看透了這一點，將來你身邊的人不再要你，或許失去了世間上最愛的一切時，也應該明白，這並不是什麼大不了的事。

（三）生命是短暫的，今日你還在浪費著生命，明日會發覺生命已遠離你了。因此，愈早珍惜生命，你享受生命的日子也愈多，與其盼望長壽，倒不如早點享受。

（四）世界上並沒有最愛這回事，愛情只是一種霎時的感覺，而這感覺絕對會隨時日、心境而改變。如果你的所謂最愛離開你，請耐心地等候一下，讓時日慢慢沖洗，讓心靈慢慢沉澱，你的苦就會慢慢淡化。不要過分憧憬愛情的美，不要過分誇大失戀的悲。

（五）雖然很多有成就的人士都沒有受過很多教育，但並不等於不用功讀書，就一定可以成功。你學到的知識，就是你擁有的武器。人，可以白手興家，但不可以手無寸鐵，謹記！

（六）我不會要求你供養我下半輩子，同樣地我也不會供養你的下半輩子，當你長大到可以獨立的時候，我的責任已經完結。以後，你要坐巴士還是Benz（賓士），吃魚翅還是粉絲，都要自己負責。

（七）你可以要求自己守信，但不能要求別人守信，你可以要求自己對人好，但不能期待人家對你好。你怎樣對人，並不代表人家就會怎樣對你，如果看不透這一點，你只會徒添不必要的煩惱。

（八）我買了十多二十年六合彩，還是一窮二白，連三獎也沒有中，這證明人要發達，還是要努力工作才可以，世界上並沒有免費午餐。

（九）親人只有一次的緣分，無論這輩子我和你會相處多久，也請好好珍惜共聚的時光，下輩子，無論愛與不愛，都不會再見。

小女生 .. 大氣度 …

2010-12-26T10:54:00.001+08:00

有一對小姐妹每天放學後，一定會一起到我們的便利商店光顧，
因為這對姐妹乍看之下與其他人並無不同，甚至普通到讓人過目即忘，直到我見識到她們之間相處模式那一刻開始。

這個姐姐的外表看來文文靜靜，但脾氣卻異常火爆，每次到店裡來，總會看見她嚴厲的對妹妹進行「機會教育」，最常聽見的有；

「妳是笨蛋嗎？這個快要到期了，還拿。」要不然就是：

「妳是白癡呀！明明寫買一送一，妳還只拿一個。」更狠的還有：

「妳這隻豬，金額超過了妳不會算嗎？」等等之類的。

那個挨罵的妹妹，居然一聲也不吭的就任由姐姐罵，還依然氣定神閒的挑選她想要的東西，且絲毫不受影響。

某天又到了放學時間，但令人意外的是這天只有妹妹一個人來，我見那個潑辣的姐姐不在，於是便和她聊起天來。

「妹妹，今天怎麼只有妳一個人？」我問。
「姐姐感冒了，所以請假。」妹妹朝我一笑，樣子相當可愛。
「我覺得妳姐姐好兇喔！」我試探性的表示。
「還好啦！不要理她就好了。」妹妹在賣場逛著，神情相當愉快。
「可是她每天都那樣罵妳，妳不生氣嗎？」我好奇的問。
「愛生氣的人是她又不是我，而且被罵一下又不會痛。」妺妹嘟嘟嘴道。 - GOOD !!!

是嗎？小小年紀居然可以這麼豁達，真是不可思議，反觀自己，也許是從小就養尊處優慣了，
所以現在才會稍微被責備一下就難過得想死，吃了點虧就非得要據理力爭不可，在精神層面她真是比我強太多了.......。

「阿姨，我要買這個。」妹妹拿著一支冰棒到櫃檯來結帳了，我一看正好是促銷品，於是對她道：
妹妹，這個現在買一送一喔！妳可以再去拿一支。」

我以為她的反應一定和其他小朋友一樣，先是眼睛一亮然後滿心歡喜，不料她卻對我說：
「可是我現在只想吃一支就好，另外一支就送給別人好了。」說完對我揮揮手便走了。

看著妹妹一蹦一跳的離去，我忽然有很深的感觸，這個小女孩太特別了，甚至讓我覺得在某方面我必須向她學習。

挨罵，她可以不在意；多的，她也不貪心，如果有人都能以這麼簡單、純真的心來面對這世界，我想紛爭與悲劇應該就可以終止了吧！

一個人的快樂，不是因為他擁有的多，而是因為他計較的少。YES!!

要恢復赤子之心..........我們都還要多多努力耶!!........互勉之^^

Super Concentrated MSG

2010-12-25T10:43:00.002+08:00

Watch the following links and Do be aware of this Super Concentrated MSG - contents unverified but be careful with abundance and popularity of hotpot restaurants in Singapore/worldwide and china bashing activities!

If true, hope the relevant authorities in Singapore can take speedy action to protect the public .

Be careful when dining overseas in Canada, US , European, ANZ Chinatowns and Asian restaurants!

Latest "poison" from China . Better not eat out too often. Many restaurants in Chinatowns all over the world may be using this.

Articles appeared in Hong Kong press a week ago and products were also found in Toronto, Canada.

For those who do not understand Chinese/Cantonese , there is a new kind of"MSG" in liquid form call "Yat Take Heung".

Many Restaurants in China use them to add to their base soups/sauces/gravy etc. This new MSG contains a lot of chemicals and will speedily cause serious damage to humans.

The written message below says some people in Toronto were seriously affected after eating at a small restaurant in Scarbourough, (small city in Toronto, Canada) . There was profuse bleeding in the mouth, throats, tongues and mouth would be swollen .

It is unknown if this was caused by this new MSG. Watch news video from this Youtube link and TVB news.
Super concentrated MSG, 1 bottle can make 100 pots of soup. click on link:

This is terrible!!!

Pretty soon 一滴香 may be used in San Francisco, New York, Los Angeles, London, Paris, Houston, Melbourne,.... Until the governments step in to take action.
We don't know , however, which restaurant is using it.

一滴香---已經殺到多倫多
於今晨早泳時,有泳友告急; 他昨天在Scarborough忠誠商場一間略有名,過十年經營的粥麵小炒" chun
chun"吃了碗南京牛肉麵. 返回本田消售車行工作. 即感覺喉嚨. 口腔. 舌頭起水泡. 隨即破裂血流滿口. 立即前往看醫生. 醫生告知:
同樣的病症近日不少. 都是與飲食有關. 醫生表示會因無良食肆使用"一滴香"之類的調味品有關..........

同樣情況香港及溫哥華等地之無良食肆會否同樣使用. 敬告各親友關注. 也請把此資訊傳出去. 福有猶歸.....................

(大陸最新毒食品)「一滴香」放落清水變致癌美味火鍋湯底

香港金魚妹 ( 模仿阿GEM扮金魚 )

2010-12-21T10:54:00.001+08:00

thousand > million > billion > trillion >?

2009-10-18T09:20:00.000+08:00

Here is a table. The system used in the U.S. is not as logical as that used in other countries (like Great Britain, France, and Germany). In these other countries, a billion (bi meaning two) has twice as many zeros as a million, and a trillion (tri meaning three) has three times as many zeros as a million, etc. But the scientific community seems to use the American system.

Number of zeros	U.S. & scientific community	Other countries
3	thousand	thousand
6	million	million
9	billion	1000 million (1 milliard)
12	trillion	billion
15	quadrillion	1000 billion
18	quintillion	trillion
21	sextillion	1000 trillion
24	septillion	quadrillion
27	octillion	1000 quadrillion
30	nonillion	quintillion
33	decillion	1000 quintillion
36	undecillion	sextillion
39	duodecillion	1000 sextillion
42	tredecillion	septillion
45	quattuordecillion	1000 septillion
48	quindecillion	octillion
51	sexdecillion	1000 octillion
54	septendecillion	nonillion
57	octodecillion	1000 nonillion
60	novemdecillion	decillion
63	vigintillion	1000 decillion
66 - 120		undecillion - vigintillion
303	centillion
600		centillion

No more fur

2009-09-22T10:33:00.001+08:00

Pledge to go fur-free at PETA.org.

With a hidden camera, animals were filmed being SKINNED ALIVE!!! They say it's done to get a more perfect ''cut''.afterwards the carcasses are tossed into a pile, still alive, and for up to 10 minutes you can see their hearts still beating, in agony, their eyes still blinking, and the puppies little paws still shaking.There was one pup, that still lifted his head and gazed at the camera with bloodied eyes .

http://www.peta.org/feat/ChineseFurFarms/index.asp

她的腎臟被偷了！

2009-09-01T21:34:00.000+08:00

給你關心的朋友

四川有1個大學女生去參加星期六晚上的慶祝。
她覺得很快樂，喝了很多酒，這時有個年輕帥哥坐在她的前面。
在男孩的百般調情挑逗下，該女生終於答應與這個帥哥去了一家附近酒店，
並開了個豪華包間。房間裏，該女生喝了些酒，她開始覺得不清醒，然後就睡著了。
當該女生再醒來時，發現自己全身赤裸地在浴缸中，而且浴缸裏滿滿的都是冰。
浴池旁邊有張紙條，上面赫然用紅字寫著“打120，否則你會死！”
她自己的手機也在紙條旁邊。她撥打了。並說明自己目前的情況。
醫生建議她檢查自己的背部，結果她發現有兩條九寸長的割傷口在背部下方！！！

醫生要她馬上躺回滿是冰的浴缸，告訴她不要動，馬上會有急救隊來找她。
原來，她的腎臟被偷了！那兩條口，就是取出她的腎臟時留下的！
在黑市裏，1腎臟值300000元!
法醫判斷，被害所喝的酒中，可能不只是單純的迷幻藥，還有強力的麻醉劑，
而冰也起到了鎮痛效果，所以被害暫時不會感覺到疼痛。
該女生在醫院裏等待腎臟捐贈無果後死亡。

警忠告大家：
這是1種新的犯罪正在發生，並且以年輕女性和男生，旅遊者，學生為目標。
犯罪組織很有規模，並且訓練有術的。
這種犯罪行為正發生在很多主要城市，
最近尤其是在山東、廣州、深圳、佛山、東莞、廈門、泉州、北京、上海、
四川、重慶、全國各地酒吧！！
發給你關心的任何1個朋友，不要吝嗇區區的10秒.也不要煩.
自己也要小心喔!!!

singapore phone prank call argument

2009-08-28T11:03:00.000+08:00

This is damn funny...

賣辣椒的智慧

2009-08-07T12:36:00.001+08:00

賣辣椒的人，恐怕經常會碰到這樣一個眾所周知的問題，
那就是不斷會有買主問「你這辣椒辣嗎？」
不好回答。
答「辣」吧，也許買辣椒的人是個怕辣的，立刻走人。
答「不辣」吧，也許買辣椒的人是個喜吃辣的，生意還是做不成。
當然解決的辦法也眾所周知的經典，
那就是把辣椒分成兩堆，吃辣與不吃辣的各選所需，這是書上說的。

我一天沒事，就站在一個賣辣椒婦女的摊位旁，
看她是怎樣解決這個二律背反難題的。
趁著眼前沒有買主，我自作聰明地對她說 :
你把辣椒分成兩堆吧，有人要辣的，你就跟他說這堆是，
要不辣的，你就給他說那堆是。
沒想到賣辣椒的婦女卻只笑了笑，輕聲說 : 用不著！
說著就來了一個買主，問的果然是那句老話「辣椒辣嗎？」
賣辣椒的婦女很肯定地告訴他 :「顏色深的辣，顏色淺的不辣！」
買主信以為真，挑好辣椒付過錢，滿意地走了。
也不知今天是怎麼回事，大部分人都是買不辣的。
不一會兒，顏色淺的辣椒所剩無幾了。
我於是又說：把剩下的辣椒分成兩堆吧！不然就不好賣了！　
然而，賣辣椒的婦女仍是笑著搖搖頭，說 : 用不著！

又一個買主來了，問：「辣椒辣嗎？」
賣辣椒的婦女看了一眼自己的辣椒，
信口答到 :「長的辣，短的不辣！」
果然，買主就按照她的分類標準開始挑起來。
這一輪的結果是，長辣椒很快告罄。

看著剩下的都是深顏色的短辣椒，我沒有再說話，心想 :
這回看你還有什麼說法？
沒想到，當又一個買主問「辣椒辣嗎」的時候，
賣辣椒的婦女信心十足地回答 :「硬皮的辣，軟皮的不辣！」
我暗暗佩服，可不是嘛，被太陽曬了半天，
確實有很多辣椒因失水變得軟綿綿了。

賣辣椒的婦女賣完辣椒，臨走時對我說 :
你說的那個辦法賣辣椒的人都知道，而我的辦法只有我自己知道！
我忽然有所頓悟：生活中的智慧可以被寫成書，
但你不能簡單地照著書上寫的智慧去生活，
因為生活只能是鮮活而靈動的！
不要在智慧中夾雜著傲慢，不要使謙虛缺乏智慧！

娛樂

2009-08-07T12:35:00.000+08:00

不該看的東西
爸爸教我不要到那三流的歌舞團去看下流的歌舞表演。
他說 : 如果你不聽爸爸的話，到那種地方去，
你會看到不該看到的東西。爸爸不說還好。
經他一說,我愈是好奇。
第二天我就買票進場了，我果然看到了我不該看到的東西 ----- 我爸爸！

鹹魚飯
英文課，全班最用功的小白又坐在老師面前第一位。
師曰 :「suspect，嫌犯。」
小白於是隨手在筆記上寫 :「鹹飯。」
不小心喵到小白筆記的老師又不忍使小白難堪，於是老師又抬高音量。
師曰 :「suspect，嫌疑犯。」
只見小白若有所悟，提筆將「鹹飯」改成「鹹魚飯」。

你還是挺幸運的
兩個酒鬼在一起喝酒，其中一個說道 :
我真倒霉，我的老婆拿走了我所有的財產跑了!
另一個酒鬼說道 : 老兄，你還是挺幸運的。
我的老婆拿走了我所有的財產，但是她還不肯走！

匿名信
小呆暗戀隔壁班的一個女孩。
有一天，他終於鼓起勇氣寫了一封匿名信給她。
朋友就問小呆啦 : 她的反應怎樣？
小呆 : 很激動。
朋友 : 哦，那很好嘛，接下來呢？
小呆 : 可是後來她就去報警了。
原來，小呆的匿名信是用報紙或雜誌上的字一個一個拼湊上去的。
寫到 : 我已經注意妳很久了。

太超過
有一對情侶出去約會，晚上那個男的送女孩子回家時，
因為氣氛很好, 且難分難捨，便在女方家門口吻起來了。
過了一下子，樓上的燈全亮了。
咚咚咚 ...女孩的老爸下來打開了門，臉色非常不好的說 :
小子，你沒經過我的同意和我女兒出去，還這麼晚帶她回來，
還在門口做出這種舉動，這些我都不和你計較, 但是......
請你不要壓在門鈴上, 好嗎！

求愛
醜男拿著九十九朵玫瑰獻給漂亮的女同事。
男 : 嫁給我吧！我愛妳！
女 : 算了吧！我對你沒感覺。
男 : 請告訴我那一點不好, 我改。
女 : 你到底喜歡我那一點, 我改。

調查
一個銀行家結識了一名女演員，經過一段時間的交往，兩人決定結婚。
銀行家擔心女演員的名聲，便匿名請一位私人偵探去調查。
不久收到結果。
該小姐的私人生活堪稱楷模，她是一名大家都稱頌的當之無愧的好人。
只是有一點，她現在同一個銀行界的人關係密切，而這人是一個無賴。

實惠
在太太的生日宴會上，丈夫當眾把一顆金光閃爍的寶石贈給了他的夫人。
一位朋友對他說 : 瞧, 您夫人多高興啊！
如果您送她一輛奔馳汽車，不是更實惠嗎？
我也曾這麼想過,( 這位丈夫攤開手悄聲對朋友說 )
可惜這種轎車目前還沒有假的！

Before and after marriage

2009-07-30T21:40:00.001+08:00

Before marriage......

He: Yes. At last.. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....

Simply read from bottom to top.

青蛙

2009-07-17T12:07:00.000+08:00

兩只青蛙相愛了，結婚後生了一個蛤蟆，
公青蛙見狀大怒說：賤人，怎麼回事？
母青蛙哭著說：他爹，認識你之前我整過容。

鴨子和螃蟹賽跑 , 一起到達終點，難分勝負，
裁判說：你們來個剪刀石頭布吧!!!
鴨子大怒：媽的，算計我，我一出總是布，他總是剪刀。

狗對熊說：嫁給我吧!!! 嫁給我你會幸福。
熊說：我才不嫁呢，嫁給你只會生狗熊，我要嫁給貓，生熊貓那才尊貴呢!

蜜蜂狂追蝴蝶，蝴蝶卻嫁給了蜗牛。
蜜蜂不解：他哪里比我強？
蝴蝶回答：人家好歹有自己的房子，哪像你住在集体宿舍。

朋友您好,为了你好

2009-07-17T11:31:00.000+08:00

朋友您好, 为了你好，请您坐好，用心听好。钱多钱少，够吃就好。

人丑人美，顺眼就好。人老人少，健康就好。家穷家富，和气就好。

老公晚归，有回就好。老婆唠叨，顾家就好。孩子从小，就要教好。

博士也好，卖菜也好，长大以后，乖乖就好。房屋大小，能住就好。

名不名牌，能穿就好。两轮四轮，能驾就好。老板不好，要忍就好。

一切烦恼，能解就好。坚持执着，放下最好。人的一生，平安就好。

不是有钱，一定会好。心好行好，命能改好。谁是谁非，天知就好。

修福修慧，来世更好。说这么多，明白就好。天地万物，随缘就好。

很多事情，看开就好。人人都好，日日都好。你好我好，世界更好。

总而言之，知足最好。这条短信，真的很好，不发给你，是我不好。

发了给你，大家都好！哈哈.! 你说我对你好不好？

Sardar jee

2009-07-15T11:25:00.002+08:00

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton..
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Chilly Questions & Answers

2009-07-15T11:20:00.001+08:00

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

*********

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?

*********

Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case.
You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

*********

Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it!

*********

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either!

*********

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

*********

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

*********

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

*********

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

*********

人啊！

2009-07-14T22:24:00.000+08:00

人啊！
沒錢的時候，養豬；
有錢的時候，養狗。

沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。

沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。

沒錢的時候想結婚；
有錢的時候想離婚。

沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書；
有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。

沒錢的時候假裝有錢；
有錢的時候假裝沒錢。

人啊，都不講實話：

說股票是毒品，都在玩；
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；

說美女是禍水，都想要；
說高處不勝寒，都在爬；

說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
說天堂最美好，都不去!!!

當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；
男想高，女想瘦，狗穿衣裳人露肉；

過去把第一次留給丈夫；
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。

鄉下早晨雞叫人，
城裡晚上人叫雞；

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。

人生是什麼?
只用了 4 4 個字 , 就把人生講完了 ...
所以人與人 , 有啥好計較的咧 ?
快樂好相處比較重要啦！

1 歲時出場亮相
10 歲時功課至上
20 歲時春心盪漾
30 歲時職場對抗
40 歲時身材發胖
50 歲時打打麻將
60 歲時老當益壯
70 歲時常常健忘
80 歲時搖搖晃晃
90 歲時迷失方向
100 歲時掛在牆上

祝大家愉快，好好做人!

A330 Air France; 2 photos after Collision n before Death....

2009-06-27T10:14:00.001+08:00

Yesterday the world saw the disappearance of an A330 Air Frane during a trans Atlantic flight between Rio to Paris . Very ironic that a day before I got a mail of the photos taken a a passenger on a flight mins after a mid air collision, and mins before the crash of the said aircraft

Two shots taken inside the plane before it crashed. Unbelievable! Photos taken inside the GOLB 737 aircraft that was involved in a mid air collision and crashed.....

A B737 had a mid air collision with the Embraer Legacy while cruising at 35,000 feet over South America . The Embraer Legacy, though seriously damaged with the winglet ripped off, managed to make a landing at a nearby airstrip in the midst of the Amazon jungle. The crew and passengers of the Embraer Legacy had no idea what they had hit. The B737
however crashed, killing all crew and passengers on board.

The two photos attached were apparently taken by one of the passengers in the B737, just after the collision and before the aircraft crashed. The photos were retrieved from the camera's memory stick. You will never get to see photos like this. In the first photo, there is a gaping hole in the fuselage through which you can see the tailplane and vertical fin of the aircraft. In the second photo, one of the passengers is being sucked out of the gaping hole.

These photos were found in a digital Casio Z750, amidst the remains in Serra do Cachimbo. Although the camera was destroyed, the Memory Stick was recovered. Investigating the serial number of the camera, the owner was identified as Paulo G. Muller, an actor of a theatre for children known in the outskirts of Porto Alegre . It can be imagined that he was standing during the impact with the Embraer Legacy and during the turbulence, he managed to take these photos, just seconds after the tail loss the aircraft plunged. So the camera was found near the cockpit. The structural stress probably ripped the engines away, diminishing the falling speed, protecting the electronic equipment but not unfortunately the victims. Paulo Muller leaves behind two daughters, Bruna and Beatriz.

Ruler Lian

2009-06-21T00:49:00.001+08:00

Nudist Colony

2009-04-30T10:17:00.001+08:00

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked
by, and the man immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'Did you call for me?'

The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'

She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led him to the
side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly
Pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered
out of the steam room toward him.

'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man.

'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put
him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.

'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.'

'Listen, Lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.

Made in America.........?

2009-04-02T11:42:00.001+08:00

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.

While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)

was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONGKONG)

He put on a dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),

designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)

and tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)

he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN)

to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA)

he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY)

filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia)

and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer
(Made In Malaysia),

John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL)

poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)

and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),

and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA

Robbery in KUALA LUMPUR!

2009-03-24T11:57:00.000+08:00

pls open this ... important
ROBBERY ... At taman maluri ... cheras ...

Computer Joke

2009-03-17T16:17:00.000+08:00

French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House" for instance, is feminine - "la maison."

"Pencil," however, is masculine "le crayon."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
"computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(No chuckling guys ... this gets better!!!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
("le computer"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
THEY are the problem;
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited
a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

金融危机10项要注意！

2009-03-13T12:28:00.000+08:00

金融危机10项要注意！

1）不要辞职，不要换工作！不要转行！不要创业！

2）不要求升职！不要求加薪！

3）别离婚！赡养费太高！

4）别生小孩！奶粉太贵！

5）别买车！别换车！

6）早点上班，迟些下班，省一省，不必还ERP!

7) 别幻想打抢银行！银行已负债累累！成功率很低！活抓率很高！

8) 多帮朋友留意工作机会，轮到自己才会有机会！

9 别听新闻，别听财经！会让你发神经！

10) 拉屎的时候要留一半,免得饿得太快！

TESTS FOR DEMENTIA

2009-02-24T11:35:00.000+08:00

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Highlight to get the answer

下列有四個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。準備好，向下捲！

First Question：第一題
You are participating in a race.. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?
你參加賽跑，追過第2名，你是第幾名？

Answer： If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!

解答：如果你的回答是第1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第2名。

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 回答第 2 題，你不能使用與回答第 1 題相同的時間。

Second Question ：第二題
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？

Answer ： If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
解答：如果你的回答是倒數第2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！

Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。

Third Question：第三題
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10. What is the total?

以 1000加上40，再加1000，再加30 ，再加1000，現在加上20，再加一次1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？

Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

解答：得到5000是嗎？正確答案是 4100，不相信，用計算機查證吧！

Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會對？

Fourth Question：第四題

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Mary 的父親有 5 個女兒，第 1 個女兒 Nana ，第 2 個女兒 Nene ，第 3個女兒
Nini ，第 4 個女兒 Nono ，第 5 個女兒的名字是什麼？

Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

解答：答案是 Nunu 嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是Mary，請再讀一次問題！

Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one！
好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹝彌補﹞你！

Bonus Question 加分題 :

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.. By imitating the > action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？

Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute -so simple.

解答：他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！

KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE

把這個傳下去，以便打擊那些你生活中遇到的「聰明人」 !!

Fire Drill

2009-02-24T11:34:00.001+08:00

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM at our office when almost all the employees are in (approx 2,000).

As usual, the entire office was evacuated within 5 minutes and every employee gathered outside at the designated location(s).

10 minutes passed... then 5 more minutes passed, but no information or update. After more than 15 minutes of standing outside the office, the following announcement was heard over the PA system:

Dear Employees, with a heavy heart I am making this announcement that for any of you it will be the last evacuation drill...

Due to recessionary pressures, the company is laying off almost 50% of the employees. While moving back into the office, if your Access Card does not work, you are amongst those laid off. All your belongings will be couriered to your residential addresses tomorrow.

We have followed this approach as we did not want to fill email boxes

with layoff instructions and consequent good-bye emails in thousands. We also wanted to avoid any fist-fights inside the office premises.

Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in NOW and try your luck.

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH

2009-02-14T12:32:00.000+08:00

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1....
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...
If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...
If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...

Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,
Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities, Famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people Position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under Others, self confident people!

You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get Marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views And you are most likely to take revenge over your Enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future.

If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you.

You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and Well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard.
To bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some People too...
Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner &
Wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot, You have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you Are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, Kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication.

Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect Changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).
If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can Feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your Words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge You can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business people!

You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get Marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole Family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power Behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, Loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems Within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything..

You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always You have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order To achieve something.. You will not get Anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger Once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them.

You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy
thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then
here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow.. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do... So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls..

You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing... but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.

But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take
advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships!

Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along
with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love.

You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring
person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above.

You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be
in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls,
you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.

Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what".
You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good
you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life.

The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well. once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

Number 9

Hey....you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so
strong, physically and mentally... You are often have big-aims. You will work
hard and hard to get there.

Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life.. But when you achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off.

You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights
and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type.

Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you.

Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children.
Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate.
You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice.
You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

Just for laugh

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1.
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

2.
Doctor : your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife : When must I give them to him?
Doctor : They are for you.

3.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

4.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one. God is watching. "Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

5.
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM : Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.
SON : But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.
MOM : Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
SON : One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM : Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
SON : Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?
MOM : One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

6.
What are the three fastest ways of communication? Three fastest means of communication in the world. Tele-phone, Tele-vision, Tell-a-woman. You still want faster? Tell her not to tell anyone :-)

7.
A man is dying of Cancer.His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"

CV

2009-01-09T14:03:00.000+08:00

Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City : Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her

Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

Why breast cancer is usually found near the armpit?

2009-01-09T13:42:00.001+08:00

October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.

Some time ago, I attended a Breast Cancer Awareness seminar. I asked why the most common area for Breast Cancer was near the armpit. My question could not be answered at that time. This email was just sent to me, and I find it interesting that my question has been answered.

I challenge you all to rethink your every day use of a product that could ultimately lead to a terminal illness. As of today, I will change my usage. A friend forwarded this to me.

I showed it to a friend going through chemotherapy and she said she learned this fact in a support group recently.

I just got information from a health seminar that I would like to share.
The leading cause of breast cancer is the use of anti-perspirant.

What? A concentration of toxins which leads to cell mutations, a.k.a.CANCER.

Yes, ANTI-PERSPIRANT. Most of the products out there are an anti-perspirant /deodorant combination, so go home and check. Deodorant is fine, anti-perspirant is not.

Here's why:- The human body has a few areas that it uses to purge toxins; behind the knees, behind the ears, groin area, and armpits. The toxins are purged in the form of perspiration. Anti-perspirant, as the name clearly indicates, prevents you from perspiring, thereby inhibiting the body from purging toxins from below the armpits.

These toxins do not just magically disappear. Instead, the body deposits them in the lymph nodes below the arms since it cannot sweat them out. Nearly all breast cancer tumors occur in the upper outside quadrant of the breast area. This is precisely where the lymph nodes are located.

Additionally, men are less likely (but not completely exempt) to develop breast cancer prompted by anti- perspirant usage because most of the anti-perspirant product is caught in their hair and is not directly applied to the skin.

Women who apply anti-perspirant right after shaving increase the risk further because shaving causes almost imperceptible nicks in the skin which give the chemicals entrance into the body from the armpit area.

PLEASE share this with anyone you care about.

Breast cancer is becoming frighteningly common. This awareness may save lives.

Top Jokes

2008-12-14T14:35:00.000+08:00

Top Joke in Northern Ireland

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.

Top Joke in UK

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!'
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!'
The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead,
I'll hold your monkey for you.

Top Joke in USA

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral
procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his
golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever
seen. You truly are a kind man.'
The man then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.'

Top Joke in Canada

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint
pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent
a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater,
on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Top Joke in England

Two weasels are sitting on a barstool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'
The other says, 'Go home dad you're drunk.

When a woman lies... brilliant

2008-12-14T14:33:00.002+08:00

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.
'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.

'Yes,' cried the seamstress.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.

Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.
Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signs of Ovarian Cancer

2008-12-14T14:33:00.001+08:00

An Eye Opener on Ovarian Cancer

I hope you all take the time to read this and pass it on to all you can. Send this to the women in your life that you care about.

Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she was treated for everything under the sun until it was too late. This blood test finally identified her illness but alas, too late. She wrote a book to heighten awareness. Gene Wilder is her widower.

KATHY'S STORY: this is the story of Kathy
West

As all of you know, I have Primary Peritoneal Cancer. This cancer has only recently been identified as its OWN type of cancer, but it is essentially Ovarian Cancer.

Both types of cancer are diagnosed in the same way, with the 'tumor marker' CA-125 BLOOD TEST, and they! are tre ated in the same way - surgery to remove the primary tumor and then chemotherapy with Taxol and Carboplatin.

Having gone through this ordeal, I want to save others from the same fate. That is why I am sending this message to you and hope you will print it and give it or send it via E-mail to everybody you know.

One thing I have learned is that each of us must take TOTAL responsibility for our own health care. I thought I had done that because I always had an annual physical and PAP smear, did a
monthly Self-Breast Exam, went to the dentist at least twice a year, etc. I even insisted on a sigmoidoscopy and a bone density test last year. When I had a total hysterectomy in 1993, I thought that I did not have to worry about getting any of the female reproductive organ cancers.

LITTLE DID I KNOW. I don't have ovaries (and they were HEALTHY when they were removed), but I have what is essentially ovarian cancer. Strange, isn't it?

These are just SOME of the things our Doctors never tell us: ONE out of every 55 women will get OVARIAN or PRIMARY PERITONEAL CANCER.

The 'CLASSIC' symptoms are an ABDOMEN that rather SUDDENLY ENLARGES and CONSTIPATION and/or DIARRHEA.

I had these classic symptoms and went to the doctor. Because these symptoms seemed to be 'abdominal', I went to a gastroenterologist. He ran tests that were designed to determine whether there was a bacteria infection; these tests were negative, and I was diagnosed
with 'Irritable Bowel Syndrome'. I guess I would have accepted this diagnosis had it not been for my enlarged abdomen. I swear to you, it looked like I was 4-5 months pregnant! I therefore insisted on more tests

They took an X-ray of my abdomen; it was negative. I was again assured that I had Irritable Bowel Syndrome and was encouraged to go on my scheduled month-long trip to Europe . I couldn't wear any of my slacks or shorts because I couldn't get them buttoned, and I KNEW something was radically wrong. ! I INSIST ED on more tests, and they reluctantly) scheduled me for a CT-Scan (just to shut me up, I think). This is what I mean by 'taking charge of our own health care.'

The CT-Scan showed a lot of fluid in my abdomen (NOT normal). Needless to say, I had to cancel my trip and have FIVE POUNDS of fluid drawn off at the hospital (not a pleasant experience I assure you), but NOTHING compared to what was ahead of me.

Tests revealed
cancer cells in the fluid. Finally, finally, finally, the doctor ran a CA-125 blood test, and I was properly diagnosed.

I HAD THE CLASSIC SYMPTOMS FOR OVARIAN CANCER, AND YET THIS SIMPLE CA-125 BLOOD TEST HAD NEVER BEEN RUN ON ME, not as part of my annual physical exam and not when I was symptomatic. This is an inexpensive and simple blood test!

PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ALL YOUR FEMALE FRIENDS AND RELATIVES TO INSIST ON A CA-125 BLOOD TEST EVERY YEAR AS PART OF THEIR ANNUAL PHYSICAL EXAMS.

Be forewarned that their doctors might try to talk them out of it, saying, 'IT ISN'T NECESSARY.' Believe me, had I known then what I know now, we would have caught my cancer much earlier (before it was a stage 3 cancer). Insist on the CA-125 BLOOD TEST; DO NOT take 'NO' for an answer!

The normal range for a CA-125 BLOOD TEST is between zero and 35. MINE WAS 754. (That's right, 754!). If the number is slightly above 35, you can have another done
in three or six months and keep a close eye on it, just as women do when they have fibroid tumors or when men have a slightly elevated PSA test (Prostatic Specific Antigens) that helps diagnose prostate cancer.

Having the CA-125 test done annually can alert you early, and that's the goal in diagnosing any type of cancer - catching it early.

Do you know 55 women? If so, at least one of them will have this VERY AGGRESSIVE cancer. Please, go to your doctor and insist on a CA-125 test and have one EVERY YEAR for the rest of your life.

And forward this message to every woman you know, and tell all of yo! ur our f emale family members and friends. Though the median age for this cancer is 56, (and, guess what, I'm exactly 56), women as young as 22 have it. Age is no factor.

A NOTE FROM THE RN:

Well, after reading this, I made some calls. I found that the CA-125 test is an ovarian
screening test equivalent to a man's PSA test prostate screen (which my husband's doctor automatically gives him in his physical each year and insurance pays for it) I called the general practitioner's office about having the test done. The nurse had never heard of it. She told me that she doubted that insurance would pay for it. So I called Prudential Insurance Co, and got the same response. Never heard of it - it won't be covered.

I explained that it was the same as the PSA test they had paid for my husband for years. After conferring with whomever they confer with, she told me that the CA-125 would be covered.

It is $75 in a GP's office and $125 at the GYN's. This is a screening test that should be required just like a PAP smear (a PAP smear cannot detect problems with your ovaries). And you must insist that your insurance company pay for it.

Gene Wilder and Pierce
Brosnan (his wife had it, too) are lobbying for women's health issues, saying that this test should be required in our physicals, just like the PAP and the mammogram. PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO SEND THIS OUT TO ALL THOSE YOU CAN. BE IT MALE OR FEMALE, IT SHOULD NOT MATTER, AS THEY CAN FORWARD IT ALSO TO THOSE LOVED ONES THEY KNOW.

Dengue Fever Remedy

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I would like to share this interesting discovery from a classmate's son who has just recovered from dengue fever. Apparently, his son was in the critical stage at the ICU when his blood platelet count drops to 15 after 15 liters of blood transfusion.

His father was so worried that he seeks another friend's recommendation and his son was saved. He confessed to me that he gave his son raw juice of the papaya leaves. From a platelet count of 45 after 20 liters of blood transfusion, and after drinking the raw papaya leaf juice, his platelet count jumps instantly to 135. Even the doctors and nurses were surprised. After the second day he was discharged. So he asked me to pass this good news around.

Accordingly it is raw papaya leaves, 2pcs just cleaned and pound and squeeze with filter cloth. You will only get one tablespoon per leaf. So two tablespoon per serving once a day. Do not boil or cook or rinse with hot water, it will loose its strength. Only the leafy part and no stem or sap. It is very bitter and you have to swallow it like "Won Low Kat". But it works.

*Papaya Juice - Cure for Dengue*

You may have heard this elsewhere but if not I am glad to inform you that papaya juice is a natural cure for dengue fever. As dengue fever is rampant now, I think it's good to share this with all.

A friend of mine had dengue last year. It was a very serious situation for her as her platelet count had dropped to 28,000 after 3 days in hospital and water has started to fill up her lung. She had difficulty in breathing. She was only 32-year old. Doctor says there's no cure for dengue. We just have to wait for her body immune system to build up resistance against dengue and fight its own battle. She already had 2 blood transfusion and all of us were praying very hard as her platelet continued to drop since the first day she was admitted.

Fortunately her mother-in-law heard that papaya juice would help to reduce the fever and got some papaya leaves, pounded them and squeeze the juice out for her. The next day, her platelet count started to increase, her fever subside. We continued to feed her with papaya juice and she recovered after 3 days!!!

Amazing but it's true. It's believed one's body would be overheated when one is down with dengue and that also caused the patient to have fever papaya juice has cooling effect. Thus, it helps to reduce the level of heat in one's body, thus the fever will go away. I found that it's also good when one is having sore throat or suffering from heat.

Please spread the news about this as lately there are many dengue cases. It's great if such natural cure could help to ease the sufferings of dengue patients.

Furthermore it's so easily available.
Blend them and squeeze the juice! It's simple and miraculously effective!!

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names?

2008-11-26T08:54:00.001+08:00

Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller :! No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone!
But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just t ell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

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This is hilarious ...
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl! Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your but tocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

everything is too good

2008-11-21T18:17:00.000+08:00

No big deal

2008-11-21T18:08:00.000+08:00

如果有一天

2008-11-21T18:04:00.000+08:00

看父母就是看自己的未來
如果你在一個平凡的家庭長大
如果你的父母還健在
不管你有沒有和他們同住
如果有一天，你發現媽媽的廚房不再像以前那麼乾淨
如果有一天，你發現家中的碗筷好像沒洗乾淨
如果有一天，你發現母親的鍋子不再雪亮
如果有一天，你發現父親的花草樹木已漸荒廢
如果有一天，你發現家中的地板衣櫃經常沾滿灰塵
如果有一天，你發現母親煮的菜太鹹太難吃
如果有一天，你發現父母經常忘記關瓦斯
如果有一天，你發現老父老母的一些習慣不再是習慣時，就像他們不再想要天天洗澡時
如果有一天，你發現父母不再愛吃青脆的蔬果
如果有一天，你發現父母愛吃煮得爛爛的菜
如果有一天，你發現父母喜歡吃稀飯
如果有一天，你發現他們過馬路行動反應都慢了
如果有一天，你發現在吃飯時間他們老是咳個不停
千萬別誤以為他們感冒或著涼，( 那是吞嚥神經老化的現象)

如果有一天，你發覺他們不再愛出門 …
如果有這麼一天
我要告訴你，你要警覺父母真的已經老了
器官已經退化到需要別人照料了
如果你不能照料，請你替他們找人照料
並請你請你千萬千萬要常常探望
不要讓他們覺得被遺棄了

每個人都會老
父母比我們先老
我們要用角色互換的心情去照料他
才會有耐心、才不會有怨言
當父母不能料理自己的時候，為人子女要警覺，
他們可能會大小便失禁、可能會很多事都做不好，

如果房間有異味，可能他們自己也聞不到，
請不要嫌他髒或嫌他臭，為人子女的只能幫他清理，
並請維持他們的『自尊心』。

當他們不再愛洗澡時，
請抽空定期幫他們洗身體，
因為縱使他們自己洗也可能洗不乾淨。

當我們在享受食物的時候，
請替他們準備一份大小適當、容易咀嚼的一小碗，
因為他們不愛吃可能是牙齒咬不動了。

從我們出生開始，
餵奶換尿布、生病的不眠不休照料、
教我們生活基本能力、供給讀書、吃喝玩樂和補習，關心和行動永遠都不停歇。

如果有一天，
他們真的動不了了，
角色互換不也是應該的嗎？

為人子女者要切記，
看父母就是看自己的未來，
孝順要及時。

如果有一天，
你像他們一樣老時，你希望怎麼過？
現在的你，
是在當單身寄生蟲、還是已婚雙料或多料寄生蟲？
你留意過自己的父母嗎？
樹欲靜而風不止、子欲養而親不在
您的父母還有多少時間等您?

Kiasu Jokes...

2008-11-17T19:16:00.000+08:00

Story 1
Ah Lian ask shopkeeper: Eh Ah chek, u got sell stocking up to knee, boh?
Ah Chek : Lu siao ah! stocking wear up to 'yeo' (waist) only, where got up to the 'nee'(breast)one.

Story 2
3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian are at the army supply base to collect underwear. The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.

Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.
Sergeant: (asked Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.
Sergeant: (asked Indian recruit) Dei Tambi. How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi: (very confidently) 12 Sarjen !!!!
Sergeant: (shocked & fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi: January, February, March ... One month one.

Story 3
Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song 'Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti' (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a bigfuss, claiming the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after long talk with Ah Bengs, the manager found out that Ah Bengs were actually asking for
the song 'Unchained Melody' by the Righteous Brothers.

Story 4
Santa Singh just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious 'Lee & Lee Law Firm'.

During the interview, Mr. Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume, thought for a while and said, 'Well, I would need to discuss your application with my wife.' So Lee KY went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife. Lee KY's wife said, 'C'mon, don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only? Of course, we can't hire Santa Singh!' So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.

Few days later, Santa Singh came back and requested for another interview and Lee KY said, 'Look Santa, I have already told you that we only hire...' When Santa Singh interrupted him and said, 'I know, I know. I have just changed my name.

Lee KY looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked, 'What is your new name then?' Santa Singh replied, 'Last name Manga & Surname Lee,!' (Manga-Lee)

Mature jokes - 12 simple Jokes to make you Cheer

2008-11-13T16:54:00.000+08:00

1. Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.

Mom asked "How do you know?"

Girl replied "Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover."

2. Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick."

Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."

2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: "Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house."

3. After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.

Man asked: "Why? Want to have sex again?"

Thai Girl replied: "No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before."

4. Women's lives are hard. Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes. Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes. Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes.

5. To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stand she rubs it. To make it stiff she licks it. To let it in she pushes it. True? Threading a needle is not easy.

6. Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:

"Anyone got a cock?" All men rose.

"I meant anyone seen a cock?" All women rose.

"I mean anyone seen my cock?" All nuns rose.

7. A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.

She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said

"Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."

8. Girl: "Mom what is a penis?"

Mom: "When you become a good girl you will get one."

Girl: "But mom what if I am not a good girl?"

Mom: "Then you will get many!"

9. A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:

"If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"

Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."

10. Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."

Teacher: "Why?"

Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

11. Two sperms talking on mobile.

Ist: "I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus. Are you close by?"

2nd: "No boy, I am taking a different route. I am just crossing the tonsils."

12. Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world

is a PENIS. This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought .

DIABETES TREATMENT

2008-11-12T10:09:00.000+08:00

Please note that another name for Lady Finger (Bhindi ) is " OKURA ".
Last month in one of TV program I learnt of a treatment of Sugar (Diabetes).
Since I am diabetic, I tried it and it was very useful and my Sugar is in control now.
In fact I have already reduced my medicine. Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each piece.
Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during night.
Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.
Keep doing it on daily basis.
Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your SUGAR.

My sister has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months,
she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every day.
But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds the water and drinks it all up the next morning.
Please. try it as it will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most
cases might be chronic.

Mother & Daughter BANNED from DISNEYLAND

2008-11-12T10:04:00.000+08:00

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER BANNED FOR LIFE
FROM DISNEYLAND
this has got to be one of the funniest things
going around ............wonder

where they got the NERVE?

Men Are Hard To Please男人很难取悦!!

2008-11-01T11:46:00.000+08:00

The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳，是表示他'关心'妳

If u BREAK yourPROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
&nsp; 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．

Four Boyfriends

2008-10-30T13:42:00.000+08:00

Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.

She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.

She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.

She also loved her second boyfriend. He was her confident and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.

The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!

One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.'

Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word. His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.

The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.

She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend.. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.' His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.

Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.

Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'

In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:

Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.

Your third boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.

Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave.

And your first boyfriend is your spirit. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.

However, your spirit is the only thing that will follow you where ever you go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of you that will follow you to the throne of God and continue with you throughout Eternity.

A good message

2008-10-30T12:41:00.000+08:00

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind.
She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.
She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?'
The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear; for before they were yours, they were mine.'

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This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Life Is a Gift

Today before you say an unkind word -
Think of someone who can't speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to GOD for a companion.

Today before you complain about life -
Think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before you complain about your children -
Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep -
Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job -
Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another -
Remember that not one of us is without sin and we all answer to one MAKER.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on your face and thank GOD you're alive and still around.

原來很簡單

2008-10-28T15:46:00.000+08:00

有一個人去應徵工作，隨手將走廊上的紙屑撿起來，
放進了垃圾桶，被路過的口試官看到了，因此他得到了這份工作。

原來獲得賞識很簡單，養成好習慣就可以了。

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有個小弟在腳踏車店當學徒，有人送來一部故障的腳踏車，小弟除了將車修好，還把車子整理的漂亮如新，其他學徒笑他多此一舉，後來雇主將腳踏車領回去的第二天，小弟被挖角到那位雇主的公司上班。

原來出人頭地很簡單，吃點虧就可以了。

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有個小孩對母親說：「媽媽你今天好漂亮。」母親回答：「為什麼。」小孩說「因為媽媽今天都沒有生氣。」

原來要擁有漂亮很簡單，只要不生氣就可以了。

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有個牧場主人，叫他孩子每天在牧場上辛勤的工作，朋友對他說：「你不需要讓孩子如此辛苦，農作物一樣會長得很好的。」牧場主人回答說：「我不是在培養農作物，我是在培養我的孩子。」

原來培養孩子很簡單，讓他吃點苦頭就可以了。

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有一個網球教練對學生說：「如果一個網球掉進草堆裏，應該如何找？」
有人答：「從草堆中心線開始找。」有人答：「從草堆的最凹處開始找。」有人答：「從草最長的地方開始找。」教練宣布正確答案：「按部就班的從草地的一頭，搜尋到草地的另一。」

原來尋找成功的方法很簡單，從一數到十不要跳過就可以了。

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有一家商店經常燈火通明，有人問：「你們店裡到底是用什麼牌子的燈管？那麼耐用。」店家回答說：「我們的燈管也常常壞，祇是我們壞了就換而已。」

原來保持明亮的方法很簡單，只要常常更換就可以了

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住在田邊的青蛙對住在路邊的青蛙說：「你這裡太危險，搬來跟我住吧！」路邊的青蛙說：「我已經習慣了，懶得搬了。」幾天後，田邊的青蛙去探望路邊的青蛙，卻發現他已被車子壓死，暴屍在馬路上。

原來掌握命運的方法很簡單，遠離懶惰就可以了。

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有一隻小雞破殼而出的時候，剛好有隻烏龜經過，從此以後小雞就背著蛋殼過一生。

原來脫離沉重的負荷很簡單，放棄固執成見就可以了。

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有幾個小孩很想當天使，上帝給他們一人一個燭臺，叫他們要保持光亮，結果一天兩天過去了，上帝都沒來，所有小孩已不再擦拭那燭臺，有一天上帝突然造訪，每個人的燭臺都蒙上厚厚的灰塵，只有一個小孩大家都叫他笨小孩，因為上帝沒來，他也每天都擦拭，結果這個笨小孩成了天使。

原來當天使很簡單，只要實實在在去做就可以了。

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有隻小豬，向神請求做祂的門徒，神欣然答應，剛好有一頭小牛由泥沼裡爬出來，渾身都是泥濘，神對小豬說：「去幫他洗洗身子吧！」小豬訝異的答道：「我是神的門徒，怎麼能去侍候那髒兮兮的小牛呢！」神說：「你不去侍候別人，別人怎會知道，你是我的門徒呢！」

原來要變成神很簡單，只要真心付出就可以了。

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有一支掏金隊伍在沙漠中行走，大家都步伐沉重，痛苦不堪，只有一人快樂的走著，別人問：「你為何如此愜意？」他笑著：「因為我帶的東西最少。」

原來快樂很簡單，擁有少一點就可以了。

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人生的光彩在哪裡？

早上醒來，光彩在臉上，充滿笑容的迎接未來。
到了中午，光彩在腰上，挺直腰桿的活在當下。
到了晚上，光彩在腳上，腳踏實地的做好自己。
原來人生也很簡單，只要能懂得「珍惜、知足、感恩」你就擁有了生命的光彩

人生最大的懲罰就是後悔

2008-10-16T19:23:00.000+08:00

不要跟你所在乎的人 ~ 嘔氣太久~~會讓你一輩子都後悔的!!

<感人的故事>

疼惜您所擁有的珍藏，追尋您所期盼的夢想-----

這是個真實的故事（蘆荻口述　連淑香整理)

一個個無情的誤解，打亂了幸福的腳步。
當命運的死結終於用代價打開，一切都為時已晚。

接婆婆來家安度晚年﹐結果卻背離我們的初衷﹐
結婚二年後﹐先生跟我商量把婆婆從鄉下接來安度晚年。

先生很小時父親就過世了﹐他是婆婆唯一的寄託﹐

婆婆一個人扶養他長大﹐供他讀完大學。

'含辛茹苦'這四個字用在婆婆的身上﹐絕對不為過！

我連連說好﹐馬上給婆婆收拾出一間南向帶陽台的房間﹐

可以曬太陽﹐養花草什麼的。

先生站在陽光充足的房間﹐一句話沒說﹐卻突然舉起我在房間裡轉圈﹐

在我張牙舞爪地求饒時﹐先生說﹕'接咱們媽去。'

先生身材高大﹐我喜歡貼著他的胸口﹐

感覺嬌小的身體隨時可被他抓起來塞進口袋。

當我和先生發生爭執而又不肯屈服時﹐先生就把我舉起來﹐

在腦袋上方搖搖晃晃﹐

一直到我嚇得求饒。

這種驚恐的快樂讓我迷戀。

婆婆在鄉下的習慣一時改不掉。

我習慣買束鮮花擺在客廳裡﹐婆婆後來實在忍不住﹕

'你們娃娃不知道過日子﹐買花幹什麼？又不能當飯吃！'

我笑著說﹕'媽﹐家裡有鮮花盛開﹐人的心情會好。'

婆婆低著頭嘟噥﹐先生就笑﹕

'媽﹐這是城裡人的習慣﹐慢慢的﹐你就習慣了。'

婆婆不再說什麼﹐但每次見我買了鮮花回來﹐依舊忍不住問花了多少錢﹐

我說了﹐他就'嘖嘖'咂嘴。

有時﹐見我買大包小包的東西回家﹐她就問這個多少錢那個多少錢﹐

我─如實回答﹐她的嘴就咂的更響了。

先生擰著我的鼻子說﹕'小傻瓜你別告訴她真實價錢不就行了嗎？'

快樂的生活漸漸有了不和諧的聲音。

婆婆最看不慣我先生起來做早餐。

在她看來﹐大男人給老婆燒飯﹐哪有這個道理？

早餐桌上﹐婆婆經常陰著一張臉﹐我裝做看不見。

婆婆便把筷子弄得叮噹亂響﹐這是她無聲的抗議。

我在少年宮做舞蹈老師﹐跳一整天舞已夠累的了﹐

早晨暖洋洋的被窩﹐我不想扔掉這惟一的享受﹐

於是﹐我對婆婆的抗議裝聾作啞。

婆婆偶爾願意幫我做一些家務﹐但她一做我就更忙了。

比如﹐她把用過的垃圾袋通通收集起來﹐說等攢夠了賣廢塑料﹐

搞得家裡到處都是廢塑料袋；

她捨不得用洗潔精洗碗﹐為了不傷她的自尊﹐我只好偷偷再洗一遍。

一次﹐我晚上偷偷洗碗被婆婆看見了﹐

她'啪'的一聲摔上門﹐趴在自己的房間裡放聲大哭。

先生左右為難﹐事後﹐先生一晚上沒跟我說話﹐

我撒嬌﹐耍賴﹐他也不理我。
我火了﹐ 問他﹕'我究竟哪裡做錯了？'

先生瞪著我說﹕'你就不能遷就一下﹐碗再不乾淨也吃不死人吧？'

後來﹐好長一段時間﹐婆婆不跟我說話﹐

家裡的氣氛開始逐漸尷尬。

那段日子﹐先生活得很累﹐不知道要先逗誰開心好。

婆婆為了不讓兒子做早餐﹐義無反顧地承擔起燒早飯的'重任'。

婆婆看著先生吃得快樂﹐再看看我﹐用眼神譴責我沒有盡到做妻子的責任。

為了逃避尷尬﹐我只好在上班的路上買包奶打發自己。

睡覺時﹐先生有點生氣地問我﹕

'蘆荻﹐是不是嫌棄我媽做飯不衛生才不在家吃？'

翻了一個身﹐他扔給我冷冷的脊背﹐任憑我委屈的流淚。

最後﹐先生嘆氣﹕

'蘆荻﹐就當是為了我﹐你在家吃早餐行不行？'

我只好回到尷尬的早餐桌上。

那天早晨﹐我喝著婆婆煮的稀飯﹐忽然一陣反胃﹐

肚子裡所有的東西都搶著向外奔跑﹐我拼命地壓抑著不讓它們往上翻湧﹐

但還是壓不住﹐我扔下碗﹐衝進廁所﹐吐得稀裡嘩啦。

當我喘息著平定下來時﹐聽見婆婆夾雜著家鄉話的抱怨和哭聲﹐

先生站在衛生間門口憤怒地望著我﹐

我乾張著嘴巴說不出話﹐我真的不是故意的。

我和先生開始了第一次激烈的爭吵﹐婆婆先是瞪著眼看我們﹐

然後起身﹐蹣跚著出門去了。

先生恨恨地瞪了我一眼﹐下樓追婆婆去了。

意外迎來新生命﹐卻突然葬送了婆婆的性命！

整整三天﹐先生沒有回家﹐連電話都沒有。

我正氣著﹐想想自從婆婆來後﹐我已經受夠委屈了﹐還要我怎麼樣？

莫明其妙的﹐我最近總想嘔吐﹐吃什麼都沒有胃口﹐

加上亂七八糟的家事﹐心情差到了極點。

後來﹐還是同事告訴我﹕'蘆荻﹐你臉色很差﹐還是去醫院看看吧。'

醫院檢查的結果是我懷孕了。

我明白了那天早晨我為什麼突然嘔吐﹐幸福中夾著一絲幽怨﹕

先生和曾經是過來人的婆婆﹐他們怎麼就絲毫沒有想到這點呢？

在醫院門口﹐我看見了先生。僅僅三天沒見﹐他憔悴了許多。

我本想轉身就走﹐但他的模樣讓我心疼﹐沒忍住﹐我喊了他。

先生循著聲音看見了我﹐卻好像不認識了﹐

眼神裡有一絲藏不住的厭惡﹐這冰冷地刺傷了我。

我跟自己說不要看他不要看他﹐伸手攔了一輛出租車。

那時﹐我多想向先生大喊一聲﹕

'親愛的我要給你生個寶貝了！'然後被他舉起來﹐幸福地旋轉。

我希望的並沒有發生。

在出租車裡﹐我的眼淚才遲遲地落下來。

為什麼一場爭吵就讓愛情糟糕到這樣的程度？

回家後﹐我躺在床上想先生﹐想他滿眼的厭惡。我握著被子的一角哭了。

夜裡﹐家裡有翻抽屜的聲音。

打開燈﹐我看見先生淚流滿面的臉。他正在拿錢。

我冷冷地看著他﹐一聲不響。他對我視若無睹﹐拿著存摺和鈔票匆匆離開。

或許先生是打算徹底離開我了。

真是個理智的男人﹐情與錢分得如此清楚。

我冷笑了幾下﹐眼淚'嘩啦嘩啦 '的流下來。

第二天﹐我沒去上班。想徹底清理一下自己的思緒﹐找先生好好談一談。

找到先生的公司﹐秘書有點奇怪地看著我說﹕

'陳總的母親出了車禍﹐這幾天都在醫院裡呢。'我瞠目結舌。

飛奔到醫院﹐找到先生時﹐婆婆已經去世了。

先生一直不看我﹐一臉僵硬。

我望著婆婆幹瘦蒼白的臉﹐眼淚止不住﹕天哪！怎麼會是這樣？

直到安葬了婆婆﹐先生也沒跟我說一句話﹐

甚至看我一眼都帶著深深的厭惡。

關於車禍﹐我還是從別人嘴裡了解到大概﹐婆婆出門後迷迷糊糊地向車站走﹐她想回老家﹐

先生越追她走得越快﹐

穿過馬路時﹐一輛公車迎面撞過來……

我終於明白了先生的厭惡﹐如果那天早晨我沒有嘔吐﹐

如果我們沒有爭吵﹐如果……在他的心裡﹐認定我是間接殺死他母親的罪人。

先生默不作聲搬進了婆婆的房間﹐每晚回來都滿身酒氣。

而我一直被愧疚和可憐的自尊折騰得喘不過氣來﹐

想跟他解釋﹐想跟他說我們快有孩子了﹐

但看著他冰冷的眼神﹐又把所有的話都咽了回去。

我寧願先生打我一頓或者罵我一頓﹐雖然這一切事故都不是我故意要它發生的。

日子一天一天地窒息著重覆下去﹐先生回家的時間越來越晚。

我們僵持著﹐比一般的陌生人還要尷尬。

我是繫在他心上的死結。

一次﹐我路過一家西餐廳﹐穿過透明的落地窗﹐

我看見先生和一個年輕女孩面對面坐著﹐

他輕輕地為女孩攏了攏頭髮﹐我就明白了這一切。

先是呆住﹐然後我進了西餐廳﹐站在先生面前﹐死死盯著他看﹐眼裡沒有一滴淚。

我什麼也不想說﹐也無話可說。

女孩看看我﹐看看我先生﹐站起來想走﹐但我先生伸手按住她﹐

然後﹐同樣死死地﹐一樣絕不示弱地看著我。

我只能聽見自己緩慢的心跳﹐一下一下跳動在瀕臨死亡般的蒼白邊緣。

輸了的是我﹐如果再站下去﹐我會和肚子裡的孩子一起倒下的。

那一夜﹐先生沒回家﹐他用這樣的方式讓我明白﹕

隨著婆婆的去世﹐我們的愛情也死了。

先生再也沒有回來過。

有時﹐我下班回來﹐看見衣櫥有被動過──是先生回來拿一點自己的東西。

我不想給他打電話﹐原先還有試圖向他解釋一番的念頭﹐但一切都已經徹底失去了。

我一個人過生活﹐一個人去醫院作產檢﹐

每每看見有男人小心地扶著妻子去做產檢﹐我的心便碎的不成樣子。

同事隱約勸我拿掉算了﹐我堅決說不﹐

我發瘋似的一定要生下這個孩子﹐也算是對婆婆的死的補償吧。

我下班回來﹐先生坐在客廳裡﹐滿屋子煙霧彌漫﹐茶几上擺著一張紙。

沒必要看﹐我知道那裡面寫了什麼內容。

先生不在家的二個多月﹐我逐漸學會了平靜。

我看著他﹐摘下帽子﹐說﹕'你等一下﹐我簽字。'

先生看著我﹐眼神複雜﹐和我一樣。

我一邊解大衣扣子一邊在心裡對自己說﹕'不哭不能哭……'眼睛很疼﹐

但我決不讓眼淚流出來。

掛好大衣﹐先生的眼睛死死的盯著我已然隆起的肚子。

我笑了笑﹐走過去﹐拖過那張紙﹐看也不看﹐簽上自己的名字﹐推還給他。

'蘆荻﹐你懷孕了？'

自從婆婆出事後﹐這是先生跟我說的第一句話。

我再也管不住眼睛﹐眼淚一瞬間嘩啦地流下來。

我說﹕'是啊﹐不過沒事﹐你可以走了。'

先生沒走﹐黑暗裡﹐我們對望著。

先生慢慢趴在我身上﹐眼淚滲透了被子。

而在我心裡﹐很多東西已經走遠了﹐遠到即使我奔跑都追不到了。

不記得先生跟我說過多少遍'對不起'了﹐

我也曾經以為自己會原諒﹐但卻不能﹐在西餐廳先生當著那個女孩的面﹐

他那冰冷的眼神﹐這輩子﹐我忘記不了了。

我們在彼此心上劃下了一道不可磨滅的傷痕。

我的﹐是無意的；他的﹐是刻意的。

期待著冰釋前嫌﹐但過去的已無法再重來！

除了想起肚子裡的孩子時心裡是暖暖的﹐而對先生﹐我心是冷如冰霜﹐

不吃他買的任何東西﹐不收他的任何禮物﹐不跟他多說一句話。

從在那張紙上簽了字後﹐婚姻以及愛情統統在我的心裡消失了。

有時先生試圖進臥室﹐他來﹐我就出去客廳﹐先生只好睡回婆婆的房間。

夜裡﹐從先生的房間有時會傳來輕微的呻吟﹐我都一聲不響。

這是他習慣玩的伎倆﹐以前只要我不理他了﹐他就裝病﹐

我就會乖乖投降﹐關心他怎麼了﹐他就一把抓住我哈哈大笑。

他似乎忘了﹐那時﹐我會心疼是因為有愛情﹐

而現在﹐我們還有什麼？

先生的呻吟斷斷續續的一直到孩子出生。

他幾乎每天都在給孩子買東西﹐嬰兒用品﹐兒童用品﹐

以及孩子喜歡的書﹐一包包的﹐快把他的房間堆滿了。

我知道他是想用這樣的方式感動我﹐而我完全不為所動。

他只好關在房間裡﹐用電腦'批哩啪啦'敲字﹐

或許他正網戀吧﹐但對我已經是無所謂的事了。

隔年春未的一個深夜﹐劇烈的腹痛讓我叫了出來﹐

先生一個箭步衝進來﹐好像他根本就沒脫衣服睡覺﹐

為的就是等這一刻的到來。

先生背起我就往樓下跑﹐攔車﹐一路上緊緊地握住我的手﹐

不停地幫我擦掉額頭上的汗。

到了醫院﹐背起我就往婦產科跑。

趴在他幹瘦而溫暖的背上﹐一個念頭忽然闖進我心裡﹕

這一生﹐還有人會像他這樣疼愛我嗎？

先生扶著產房的門把喘息著﹐看著我被推進去﹐

那眼神是暖融融的﹐我忍著陣痛對他笑了一下。

從產房出來後﹐先生望著我和兒子﹐

眼睛濕濕地笑啊笑啊的。

我摸了一下他的手﹐卻是意外的冰冷

先生望著我﹐微笑﹐然後﹐緩慢而疲憊地癱軟倒下。

我放聲叫喊著他名字……

先生依然笑著﹐但沒睜開那疲憊的眼睛……

我以為這一生我再也不會為先生流一滴淚﹐

而事實卻是﹐從沒有過的如此劇痛撕扯著我的身體。

醫生說﹐我先生的肝癌發現時已是晚期﹐他能堅持這麼久真的算是奇蹟。

我問醫生什麼時候發現的？

醫生說在五個月前﹐然後安慰我﹕'好好的準備後事吧。'

我不顧護士的阻攔﹐回到家﹐衝進先生的房間打開電腦﹐

心跳一下子被疼痛窒息了。

先生的肝癌在五個月前就已發現﹐他在夜裡的呻吟是真的﹐

我居然還以為……

而電腦上滿滿的20多萬字﹐是先生寫給兒子的留言﹕

孩子﹐為了你﹐我一直在堅持﹐我要撐到看你一眼再倒下﹐

是我這一生最大的願望……

我知道﹐你的一生會有很多快樂或者遇到挫折﹐

如果我能夠陪你經歷這個成長歷程﹐那該有多麼美好﹐

但我想爸爸我沒有這個機會了。

爸爸在電腦上﹐把你一生可能遇到的問題一一地寫下來﹐

當你之後遇到這些問題時﹐或許你可以參考爸爸給你的意見…………

孩子﹐寫完這20多萬字﹐我感覺像陪你經歷了整個成長過程。

真的﹐爸爸現在很快樂。

好好愛你的媽媽﹐她很辛苦﹐

她是這世上最愛你的人﹐也是我這世上最愛的人……

從兒子去幼兒園到讀小學﹐讀中學﹐大學﹐

到工作以及愛情種種方面﹐巨細靡遺都寫到了。

先生也給我寫了留言﹕

親愛的﹐娶了你是我一輩子最大的幸福﹐

原諒我對你的傷害﹐原諒我隱瞞了病情﹐

因為我想讓你有個好的心情等待孩子的出生……

親愛的﹐如果你現在哭了﹐那代表你已經原諒我了﹐那我就會笑了﹐謝謝你一直愛著我…還為我生了個孩子…

這些禮物﹐我想我是沒有機會親自送給孩子了﹐

請你每年替我送他幾份禮物﹐包裝盒子上都寫好了送禮物的日期……親愛的……
回到醫院﹐先生依舊在昏迷中。

我把兒子抱過來﹐放在他身邊﹐我說﹕

'你睜開眼笑一下吧﹐我要讓兒子記住在他爸爸懷裡的溫暖……'

先生艱難地睜開眼﹐微微地笑了一下。

兒子偎依在他懷裡﹐舞動著粉紅色的小手。

我'喀嚓喀嚓'按下快門﹐淚水在臉上放肆地流……

親愛的朋友們 :
轉傳一篇感人的文章與你們分享，在你看完了故事，並哭紅你的雙眼時，請記得這個故事警惕我們，有話要講出來，不要憋在心裡，尤其是對於你所在乎的人。

「人生最大的懲罰就是後悔」，有智慧的您--能不好好把握嗎？

Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North Am erica ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O..
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right...... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

Chicken Wings - Its Dangerous

2008-10-08T23:48:00.000+08:00

Avoid eating chicken wings frequently - ladies, especially; a true story...!

A friend of mine recently had a growth in her womb and she underwent an operation to remove the cyst. The cyst removed was filled with a dark colored blood. She thought that she would be recovered after the
surgery but! she was terribly wrong.

A relapse occurred just a few months later. Distressed, she rushed down to her gynecologist for a consultation.

During her consultation, her doctor asked her a question that puzzled her. He ask if she was a frequent consumer of chicken wings and she replied yes wondering as to how, he knew of her eating habits.

You see, the truth is in this modern day and age; chickens are injected with steroids to accelerate their growth so that the needs of this society can be met. This need is none other than the need for food.

Chickens that are injected with steroids are usually given the shot at the neck or the wings. Therefore, it is in these places that the highest concentration of steroids exists. These steroids have terrifying effects on the body as it accelerates growth. It has an even more dangerous effect in the presence of female hormones, this leads to women being more prone to the growth of a cyst in the womb. Therefore, I advise the people out there to watch their diets and to lower their frequency of consuming chicken wings!

People, who read this article, please forward it to your friends and loved ones. I am sure no one wants to see him or her suffer.

Coming October 17, 2008 the sun will rise continuously for 36 hrs

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Coming October 17, 2008 the sun will rise continuously for 36 hrs (1.5days). During this time the UScountries will be dark for 1.5 days.
It will convert 3 daysinto 2 big days. It will happen once in 2400 yrs . We're very lucky to see this. Forward it to all ur friends.

爱

2008-10-04T12:28:00.000+08:00

往往许多人在抉择伴侣时，容易东想西想，不知所措，就是因为害怕一时做错决定，看错人，造成终生的遗憾。

诺贝尔文学奖得主萧伯纳说：「此时此刻在地球上，约有两万个人适合当你的人生伴侣，就看你先遇到哪一个，如果在第二个理想伴侣出现之前，你已经跟前一个人发展出相知相惜、互相信赖的深层关系，那后者就会变成你的好朋友，但是若你跟前一个人没有培养出深层关系，感情就容易动摇、变心，直到你与这些理想伴侣候选人的其中一位拥有稳固的深情，才是幸福的开始，漂泊的结束」

爱上一个人不需要靠努力，只需要靠「际遇」，是上天的安排，但是「持续地爱一个人」就要靠「努力」，在爱情的经营中，顺畅运转的要素就是沟通、体谅、包容与自制(面临诱惑有所自制)。有许多人总是为「际遇」所迷惑与苦恼，意念不停、欲念不断、争逐不散，而忘了培养经营感情的能力才是幸福的关键。

所以不要去追问到底谁才是我的Mr. Right，而是要问说在眼前的伴侣关系中，我能努力到什么程度、成长到什么程度，若没有培养出经营幸福的能力，就算真的 Mr. Right出现在你身边，幸福依然会错过的，而活在犹疑与遗憾当中，这不就是许多「爱情虚无症」的遭遇与心态吗？
若你此刻已有一位长久相伴的伴侣，不要再随便三心二意地犹疑了，我们往往不易察觉感情中的一个陷阱，就是「近亲生慢侮」，也就是经济学中的铁律「边际效益递减法则」，跟你在一起越久的人，就越容易麻木与忽视，而新鲜的「际遇」总是那么动人可爱。
在感情对待中，难免有摩擦与无心的伤害，而且论得罪自己的次数累加起来最多的人，当然是跟我们在一起最久、最亲近的人。而新欢呢，又还没开始有得罪你的机会，再加上他的刻意讨好，所以新欢怎么看怎么可爱，旧爱怎么看怎么讨厌。
但别忘了，新欢身上总是有不确定的未知数，旧爱身上就是有难得的熟悉感、确定感、信赖感。千万不要随便在偶然的「际遇」中迷失了自己，错放了幸福温暖的手。
所以萧伯纳的话，是要提醒情人不要太钻牛角尖于寻觅那唯一，应该把精神用在学会经营幸福的能力上，同时也提醒我们「溺水三千只取一瓢饮」若有幸遇到了难得的伴侣，就不要再三心二意了，因为我们永远不知道一生何时会遇到两万个其中的几个，所以要知福惜福、活在当下

勇气
终于作了这个决定别人怎么说我不理
只要你也一样的肯定我愿意天涯海角都随你去
我知道一切不容易我的心一直温习说服自己
最怕你忽然说要放弃爱真的需要勇气来面对流言蜚语
只要你一个眼神肯定我的爱就有意义
我们都需要勇气去相信会在一起
人潮拥挤我能感觉你放在我手心里你的真心

TRUE STORY --- VERY SHOCKING

2008-09-30T13:18:00.000+08:00

Very Shocking.... .

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh. Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar. Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. You used to be never found without her without handphone. In fact she also changed her cell connection from Airtel to Hutch, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knew about their relationship.. Shankar was very close to Priya's family as well. (Just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away please burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do so

but still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the results were the same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van.

All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away..

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....

Shankar :....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'
Her mother replied..... 'You come home first, I wanna tell you something
very
important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said 'don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this face nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He
said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday.. She still calls me.
Shankar was shaking.

Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. 'see this is from Priya, see this....'
he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he
talked using the loudspeaker mode..

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming..

It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim
card since it is nailed inside the grave box

They were so shocked and asked
for the same person's
(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.

He & his master

worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them....

Vodafone has the best coverage.

'Where ever you go, our network follows!!!'

Be Alert & Cautious when you are given a name card by a total stranger on the street!

2008-09-26T11:47:00.000+08:00

A man came over and offeredhis services as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no ,but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car.The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman. As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time. Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.

She then noticed the men wereimmediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something
at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help.The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for severalminutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently,there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.

This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA'and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in orderto steal from or take advantage of them.

This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.
So take heed and make sureyou don't accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services .

HEART BLOCK

2008-09-19T11:03:00.001+08:00

For Heart Vein opening

1) Lemon juice 01 cup
2) Ginger juice 01 cup
3) Garlic juice 01 cup
4) Apple vinegar 01 cup

Mix all above and boil in light flame approximately half
hour, when it becomes 3 cups, take it out and keep it
for cooling. After cooling, mix 3 cups of natural honey
and keep it in bottle.

Every morning before breakfast use one Table spoon
regularly. Your blockage of Vein's will open
(No need any Angiography or By pass)

This is e-mail received from a person working in a Software Company

Dear colleagues, I am working in Blore Software City ....... I wanted to share an incident of my life with you, hoping that it may be an eye opener to you so that you can live more years.

On 27th October afternoon, I had severe heart attack symptom and I was rushed to the hospital.

After reaching to the hospital, the doctors prescribed a test called angiogram. This test is basically to identify blood flow of heart arteries. When they finished the test they found a 94% block in the main artery, please see the image below with red circle.

At this point, I wanted to share my living style, which has caused this block in my heart arteries. Please see the below points of my life style, if any of these points are part of your life style then you are at risk, please change yourselves.

1. I was not doing any physical exercise for more than 10 years , not even walking 30 minutes a day for years.

2. My food timings are 11:00 AM Breakfast or no Breakfast, 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM Lunch and dinner at 11:00 PM to 12:00 AM.

3. Sleeping in very odd timings, going to bed between 12:00 AM and 3:00 AM. Waking up at between 9:00 AM and 10:30AM ........ Some times spending sleepless nights.

4. I used to eat heavily because of long gaps between lunch and dinner and I used to make sure that Non-Veg is available most of the time, there were times when I did survey on city hotels to find delicious Non-Veg dishes. I was never interested in vegetable and healthier food.

5. Above all I was chain smoker from years.

6. My father passed away due to heart problems, and the doctors say the heart problems are usually genetic.

Once they identified the major block they have done immediately a procedure called angioplasty along with 2 Stints, mean they will insert a foreign body into the heart arteries and open the blocked area of arteries. Please see the below image after the procedure.

I learnt from the doctors that 60% people will die before reaching the hospital,20% people will die in the process of recovering from heart attack and only 20% will survive .. In my case, I was very lucky to be part of the last 20%.

Doctors instructions:

1. Need to have physical exercise for minimum of 45 minutes daily.
2. Eat your food at perfect timings, like how you eat during your school days. Eat in small quantities more times and have lot of vegetables and boiled food, try to avoid fry items and oily food. Fish is good than other non-vegetarian food.
3. Sleep for 8 hours a day, this count should complete before sun rising.
4. Stop smoking.
5. Genetic problems, we cannot avoid but we can get away from it by having regular checkups.
6. Find a way to get relived from the stress (Yoga, Meditation etc).

So I urge you all to please avoid getting into this situation, it is in your hands to turn the situation up side down, by just planning / changing your life style, by following simple points above.

Open the windows after you enter your car

2008-09-19T11:03:00.000+08:00

In brief, the above article says: According to research done by a U.C., the car dashboard, sofa, air freshener will emit Benzene, a cancer causing toxin (carcinogen). In addition to causing cancer, it poisons your bones, causes anemia, and reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure will cause Leukemia, increasing the risk of cancer. May also cause miscarriage.

Acceptable Benezene level indoors is 50 mg per sq. ft. A car parked indoors with the windows closed will contain 400-800 mg of Benezene. If parked outdoors under the sun at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the Benezene level goes up to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level. The people inside the car will inevitably inhale an excess amount of the toxin.

It is recommended that you open the windows and door to give time for the interior to air out before you enter. Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidney and liver, and is difficult for your body to expel.

Lessons on Life

2008-09-12T19:03:00.000+08:00

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.

The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in
summer, and the youngest son in the fall.

When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen.
The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted.

The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise.
The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so be au tiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen.
The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment.

The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, bec au se they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.

He told them that you cannot judge a tree, or a person, by only one season, and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy, and love that come from that life can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up.

If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring, the be au ty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall.

Moral:
Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest.
Don't judge life by one difficult season.
Persevere through the difficult patches and better times are sure to come some time or
later.

Happiness keeps You Sweet,
Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keep You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going!

cancer

2008-09-08T12:02:00.000+08:00

AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY (TRY THE KEY WORD) AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHN HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY .

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.

2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.

3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors.

4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.

5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.

6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.

7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.

8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.

9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.

10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.

11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.

CANCER CELLS FEED ON:

a.. Sugar, is a cancer-feeder.

By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like Nutrasweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt. ( THE WEST MADE US 2 CHANGE FROM SEA 2 WHITE IODISED SALT ).

b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro- intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus.

By cutting off milk and substituting with unswe etened soya milk cancer cells are being starved.

c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment.

A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful,especially to people with cancer.

d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment.
About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).

e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine.

Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water- best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.

12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrified and leads to more toxic buildup.

13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.

14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Florssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins,minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.

15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor.

Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.

16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.

PLEASE READ ON :

1. No plastic containers in micro.

2. No water bottles in freezer.

3. No plastic wrap in microwave.

Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This info is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well. Dioxin chemicals causes cancer, especially breast cancer.

Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic.
Recently, Dr. Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital was on a TV program to explain this health hazard.

He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers. This especially applies to foods that contain fat.

He said that the combination of f at, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body.

Instead, he recommends using glass, such as CorningWare, Pyrex or ceramic containers for heating food.

You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and heated in something else. Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass, Corning Ware, etc. He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one of the reasons.

Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Saran, is just as dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the food is nuked, the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food. Cover food with a paper towel instead.

Giant Egg billboard for McDonald's

2008-09-04T09:57:00.000+08:00

The super creative Leo Burnett ad agency, Chicago created this awesome beyond words Giant Egg billboard for McDonald's. It was installed last week across from Wrigley field in Chicago.

The giant egg billboard starts cracking and opening up in the wee hours of morning. By breakfast time, the egg has already hatched, and you can see "Fresh Eggs Daily" written on the egg's yolk.

The egg stays open from 6:00AM till 10:30AM, to indicate the availability of fresh eggs during that time. Once the breakfast time is finished, the egg billboard shuts and stays closed as a whole egg till the next morning.

The mechanical engineering of the billboard was handled by Prop Art Studio, MMT.

Business Logic 2: What is Marketing?

2008-09-04T09:49:00.000+08:00

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

Business Logic 1: How business is done

2008-09-04T09:46:00.000+08:00

Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father : 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son : 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next, Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father : 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates : 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father : 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates : 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father : 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President : 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father : 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President : 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Moral: Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive

The Banana Test

2008-09-03T10:15:00.000+08:00

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.

King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

If your answer is: (highlight the following white column to check the answer)

Orangutan = you're sick

Ape = you need a break

Monkey = worse, you suppose to be in the hospital right now..

King Kong = I think you better take 1 year leave..

You have to really be careful these days!

2008-09-02T22:25:00.000+08:00

The girl left the office after working hours and saw a little child crying on the road.

Feeling pity for the child, she went to ask what happened.

The child said, 'I am lost. Can you take me home please?'
Then the child gave her a slip of paper and tells the girl where the address is.
The girl, being an average kind person, didn't suspect anything and took the child there.

When they arrived at the 'child's home', the kind hearted girl pressed the door bell, was zapped and passed out due to the bell being wired with high voltage.

The next day when she woke up, she found herself completely naked and in an empty house up in the hills.

There were at least Twenty (20) Condoms thrown all around. She has not even seen her assailants.

That's why nowadays crimes are targeted on kind people like her.

Should the same situation occur, never take the child to the intended place.

Lesson Learned: If the child insists on being taken home, your best choice is to take the child to the police station.
It's the best option.

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

2008-09-02T10:47:00.000+08:00

Several men are in the locker room of a golfclub. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the Club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful coat. It's only RM1,000 Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: 'RM390,000'

MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing..the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking RM2,950,000' for it.

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of RM2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra RM150,000 If it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you,too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonish ment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

Kopi duit

2008-08-27T09:27:00.000+08:00

Traffic cop allegedly taking bribe caught on video

皮鞋的来历

2008-08-23T23:32:00.000+08:00

很久很久以前，人类都还赤着双脚走路。

有一位国王到某个偏远的乡间旅行，因为路面崎岖不平，有很多碎石头，刺得他的脚又痛又麻。回到王宫后，他下了一道命令，要将国内的所有道路都铺上一层牛皮。他认为这样做，不只是为自己，还可造福他的人民，让大家走路时不再受刺痛之苦。

但即使杀尽国内所有的牛，也筹措不到足够的皮革，而所花费的金钱、动用的人力，更不知凡几。虽然根本做不到，甚至还相当愚蠢，但因为是国王的命令，大家也只能摇头叹息。

一位聪明的仆人大胆向国王提出建言：「国王啊！为什么您要劳师动众，牺牲那么多头牛，花费那么多金钱呢？您何不只用两小片牛皮包住您的脚呢？」国王听了很惊讶，但也当下领悟，于是立刻收回成命，改采这个建议。据说，这就是「皮鞋」的由来。

小哲理：
想改变世界，很难；要改变自己，则较为容易。
与其改变全世界，不如先改变自己--「将自己的双脚包起来」。
改变自己的某些观念和作法，以抵御外来的侵袭。
当自己改变后，眼中的世界自然也就跟着改变了。
如果你希望看到世界改变，那么第一个必须改变的就是自己。

「心若改变，态度就会改变；态度改变，习惯就改变；习惯改变，人生就会改变。」

一道终身受用的测试题

2008-08-23T23:29:00.000+08:00

你开着一辆车

在一个暴风雨的晚上。
你经过一个站。
有三个人正在焦急的等公共车
一个是快要临死的老人，他需要马上去医院。

一个是医生，他曾救过你的命，你做梦都想报答他。

还有一个女人/男人，她/他是你做梦都想嫁/娶的人，也许错过就没有了。

但你的车只能在坐下一个人，你会如何选择？
>
我不知道这是不是一个对你性格的测试,
因为每一个回答都有他自己的原因。
老人快要死了，你首先应该先救他。
你也想让那个医生上车，因为他救过你，这是个好机会报答他。

还有就是你的梦中情人。错过了这个机会。你可能永远不能遇到一个让你这么心动的人了。

在200个应征者中，只有一个人被雇佣了，他并没有解释他的理由，他只是说了以下的话：

"给医生车钥匙，让他带着老人去医院，而我则留下来陪我的梦中情人一起等公车!'
每个人我认识的人都认为以上的回答是最好的，但没有一个人（包括我在内）一开始就想到。

小哲理：
是否是因为我们从未想过要放弃我们手中已经拥有的优势（车钥匙）?
有时，如果我们能放弃一些我们的固执，狭隘，和一些优势的话，我们可能会得到更多。

和尚与屠夫

2008-08-23T23:27:00.000+08:00

从前有一个和尚跟一个屠夫是好朋友。和尚天天早上要起来念经，而屠夫天天要起来杀猪。

为了不耽误他们早上的工作，是他们约定早上互相叫对方起床。

多年以后，和尚与屠夫相继去世了。屠夫去上天堂了，而和尚却下地狱了。

Why?
因为屠夫天天作善事，叫和尚起来念经，相反地，和尚天天叫屠夫起来杀生……

小哲理：
你做的东西是不是都是你认为对的，却不一定是对的。

Wasted my time here; 在此浪费时间; Membazirkan masa sini

神手！一分鐘解69件胸罩，寫下世界紀錄！

Can you raed this?‏

如果你是唐僧，给三个徒弟发奖金谁该拿最多？

借东风

望梅止渴

姐姐和弟弟

举孝廉

煮酒论英雄

买椟还珠

刘表赠马

孔融分梨的故事

华容道义释曹操

孔明报时器

智慧填補不了道德的空白

GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE

UNEMPLOYED GRADUATE

《公主嫁到》纸蜻蜓《劝世贤文》全文

星座分级~娱乐~

十二星座

人的本质

劝世文

五樣好東西

Hotel Scam your Credit-Card

我現在才知道 监狱与公司的区别

善緣貴人多

Think before you speak...

下輩子都不會再見... 無論愛不愛

小女生 .. 大氣度 …

Super Concentrated MSG

香港 金魚妹 ( 模仿阿GEM扮金魚 )

thousand > million > billion > trillion >?

No more fur

她的腎臟被偷了！

singapore phone prank call argument

賣辣椒的智慧

娛樂

Before and after marriage

青蛙

朋友您好,为了你好

Sardar jee

Chilly Questions & Answers

人啊！

A330 Air France; 2 photos after Collision n before Death....

Ruler Lian

Nudist Colony

Made in America.........?

Robbery in KUALA LUMPUR!

Computer Joke

金融危机10项要注意！

TESTS FOR DEMENTIA

Fire Drill

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH

Just for laugh

CV

Why breast cancer is usually found near the armpit?

Top Jokes

When a woman lies... brilliant

Signs of Ovarian Cancer

Dengue Fever Remedy

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names?

everything is too good

No big deal

如果有一天

Kiasu Jokes...

Mature jokes - 12 simple Jokes to make you Cheer

DIABETES TREATMENT

Mother & Daughter BANNED from DISNEYLAND

Men Are Hard To Please男人很难取悦!!

Four Boyfriends

A good message

原 來 很 簡 單

人生最大的懲罰就是後悔

Kids Are Quick

Chicken Wings - Its Dangerous

Coming October 17, 2008 the sun will rise continuously for 36 hrs

爱

TRUE STORY --- VERY SHOCKING

Be Alert & Cautious when you are given a name card by a total stranger on the street!

HEART BLOCK

我現在才知道监狱与公司的区别

香港金魚妹 ( 模仿阿GEM扮金魚 )

原來很簡單